Song: "DHS Is Watching Your Home"

[TechBear_Seattle]

Credit to my 11 year old niece who last night was asking, "How is Santa Claus like the government?" then answering by singing the chorus of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town." Here is my adaptation of that joke.

Oh, you'd better not shout!
You'd better not cry!
You'd better watch out
I'm telling you why:
DHS is watching your home.

They're making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's naughty and nice.
DHS is watching your home!

They see you when you're sleeping.
They watch when you're at work.
They know when you are talking smack
And calling Bush a jerk.

Oh, you'd better not shout!
You'd better not cry!
You'd better watch out
I'm telling you why:
DHS is watching your home.


Happy Holidays, everybody! :hi:

[RufusEarl]

1. And a big happy Xmas to agent Mike!

Peace!

[joeybee12]

2. Cute AND Scary!

Merry Christmas!!!