Do we have appropriately nasty nicknames for all the puke candidates?

[cali]

Here are mine:

John McCain- Mad Mac

Fred Thompson- Gramps

Ron Paul- ?

Tom Tancredo- Tommy The Tank

Mike Huckabee- The Huckster

Mitt Romney- Grecian Formula Guy

Duncan Hunter- Fake Tanman

I'm open to improvements.

[CottonBear]

1. Ghouliani. n/t

[Bozita]

2. Frederick of Hollywood

[Cabcere]

3. Haha - Grecian Formula Guy

is nice, but personally I prefer "Dog Shit Mitt." :hi:

[cali]

6. lol!!

can't possibly top that. :rofl:

[TwilightZone]

10. Now, *that* is nasty.

And quite funny!

[zabet]

4. Mine..

McCain - McCan't
Fred - Creature from the Black Lagoon
Huckabee - Hucksterbee
Mitt - Myth
Rudy - the Ghoul

[TwilightZone]

5. Those aren't particularly nasty.

Hell, Hillary Clinton has been called worse names on DU. So have several other candidates, for that matter.

Regarding the Republican field, it's difficult to target personality traits when the targets have no personality.

[vanboggie]

7. Here in the Mitten State

Where Romney's dad wreaked rethug damage as Governor, we like to call the little spawn "Mittens".

[ronnykmarshall]

8. I love your Mitt name.

It's been used here before, but I like "Mittens" for Romney. Or Mitten McFlipflop as they might say on the Stephanie Miller show.

Fred Thompson - Sleepy cuz he always looks like he needs a nap

Huckabee - Huckchuck

[racaulk]

9. Giuliani = 9/11iani

[LeftishBrit]

11. I call Giuliani 'Mr. 9-11'...

and McCain "McCain the Insane" or "McCain with No Brain". I'm afraid I use the obvious rhyme for Huckabee! I don't know enough about most of the rest as individuals; but I've seen Ron Paul called Wrong Paul and Dr. No.

[Carrieyazel]

12. Fraud Thompson, McLame, Tancrapo, Duncan Hines

[Vickers]

13. Fred = Flash Windburn

:P