In this season please let us be considerate towards Alberto Gonzales

[underpants]

It's been three months


and he still can't recall where he parked his car.

He's out there still just wondering around, repeatedly clicking on the trunk release on his car lock remote hoping... PRAYING that he sees a hood going up....

out there


three straight months


if only he could remember anything

[NanceGreggs]

1. And yet, miraculously ...

... he remembers where he didn't park it with the same clarity he remembers what wasn't discussed at meetings he claims never to have attended.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Yes, in the spirit of the season, we should all make a concentrated effort to help the

memory-challenged. Has anyone set up an Alberto fund for those who can't recall?

[Iggo]

3. If I pass him on the street...

...I'll consider not punching him in the face.

But that's as far as I go.

[BeFree]

4. Bah humbug!

Screw the season. I hope he finds his sorry ass locked up in some future Iraqi prison as a model prisoner..... as the model under the newest waterboarding exhibit. He deserves more, but it is the season, eh?