Can we have Nicknames for all the Republicans?

[MadBadger]

We need to establish nicknames for all the republicans, Its so much more fun to refer to Huckabee as Schmuckabee or Fuckabee, or Giuliani as Ghouliani. What are the other nicknames out there that we have?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. Huckabee=The Huckster

DSB

[Lucinda]

19. My personal favorite.

:thumbsup:

[LiberalFighter]

2. Dickhead 1, Dickhead 2, Dickhead 3...

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Jesus. Beat out again.

[KansDem]

5. LOL! My thought exactly...

But I was going to use a bit stronger "name."

(hint: rhymes with "Cluck Odd")

[sandrakae]

11. Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But. I thought you were referring to Bush, Cheney and Rove.

[Jackpine Radical]

3. How 'bout

Braindead Wingnut Corporate Lackey #1
Braindead Wingnut Corporate Lackey #2
...
Braindead Wingnut Corporate Lackey #10

[T Wolf]

6. You will get responses here that say we should not sink to their level. I do NOT

agree.

The effectiveness of the pukes in conning enough Amerikans to vote for them so that they could steal elections is in large part due to the simplicity of their campaigning. "We hate fags" is a much easier concept to grasp than an in-depth explanation of why equal rights is a good thing. Also, notice that they always objectify the enemy (us) by using a descriptor as a pejorative noun - illegal instead of illegal immigrant or democrat instead of Democratic voter.

This appeals to the two-digit IQers who make up the repug base.

Until we fight back, using every weapon available, we will continue to lose to this simple, yet effective strategy.

So, I just refer to every GOPer as the asshole who should just go away and die.

[Vickers]

7. Mitt = Willard

Rudy = Rudolph

Fred = Freddie

The best part, these aren't nicknames, they are their actual names.

[seasat]

8. I've heard a few good ones on the Web. Especially from the Wonkette Blog

Romney: Mittens or Multiple Choice Mitt

Huckabee: Huckabilly

McCain: Wonkette calls him Walnuts

Guiliani: Ghouliani was always my favorite since he feeds off 9/11. I also saw on the board where someone spelled it 9hou11iani. Someone else on the board pointed out his resemblance to Skelator from the old He-Man cartoons.

Paul: Other than Randriod Racist guy, I've always referred to his supporters as Paulnuts and it probably fits him too.

Thompson: Creature from the black lagoon

The rest of the bunch could simply be nicknamed bat shit crazy.

[gateley]

9. This isn't about a GOP candidate, but Rachel Maddow referred to Dana Perino

as the White House Spokesmodel, and I liked that a lot!

[bunkerbuster1]

14. I prefer "Dana Peroxide"

But Rachel is my goddess, so perhaps I should obey her.

[gateley]

17. I'm sure Rachel has a slew of 'em! I like the Dana Peroxide, too! nt

[Lucinda]

20. That's good!

[TwilightGardener]

10. Mix and Match, One Size Fits All:

Asshole, Dipshit, Dickwad, Fucking Loon, Assclown, Numbnuts, Fucking Moron, and Asswipe. Distribute randomly.

[bunkerbuster1]

12. Frederick of Hollywood.

That was, I think, courtesy of Atrios.

[goodgd_yall]

13. Tancreepo

[goodgd_yall]

15. Yo-yo for Duncan Hunter n/t

[chelsea0011]

16. Rudy-The Cheshire Cat, Romney-The Mormon, Huckabee-Tummy Tucks For Christ

Keyes-One sick Mfucker, Tancredo-Green Card, Thompson-One Effin' Lucky Guy Livin' In Shit,

[rateyes]

18. Huckabee: I'm Larry, and this is

my brother, Darryl; my other brother, Darryl; my other brother, Darryl; my other brother, Darryl; my other brother, Darryl; and the latter-day Darryl.

[justgamma]

21. Dopey, Sleazy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Whiny, & Doc.

[Tejanocrat]

22. Willard, Huckabible, Ghouliani, McCave-in, Hollywood, Mad Doc Paul, Tancreepo

[Lucinda]

23. Rudy will always be running for "The President of 911" to me

I know it's too long...but it's damn accurate. :)