Bush is the greatest president ever.

[razors edge]

How else could one explain it, any simple perusal of the facts leaves no other options.

We have not been targeted and hit by the Muslim extremists since 9-11.

Only a man of clear vision and god given talent could pull off such a feat. Not a single shopping mall, not a single chamber of commerce, not a single lemonade stand has been hit by a suicidal maniac since 9-11.

No houses of worship have been violated, Christian or Jewish, by the feared ones.

Did all of the devoted Islamo Fascists hell bent on killing Americans at any price just give up and go to the airports asking the Department of Fatherland Security for a ticket to Guantanamo Bay? Or were they just simply scared away by the overwhelming oratory skills of our dear dear leader?

This whole game got old six years ago.

[rwenos]

1. Mein Fuhrer, I Can WALK!

That's funny stuff. You identify yourself as some sort of Pinko, atheistic secular hoomanist, though, by failing to capitalize the G in god.

No Christofascist would be so sloppy.

Up against the wall. Soldier, shoot this man.

[razors edge]

4. My momma told me I was a

sarcastic son of a bitch. I think I got it from her.

[earthlover]

2. I recall reading a recent poll on Bush....1% actually thought he was best pres EVER!

Granted 1% is not a large percentage. But take the number of Americans in the population, multiply by 1%....and you have quite a few clueless dumbshit roaming aimlessly around.

[Clintonista2]

5. That's like 3 million people

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Snarkoleptic]

3. I remain convinced that history will prove * to be the best president ever.

I know this because my sphincter tingled when I touched booosh on the diebold voting screen.

[razors edge]

6. That tingle is nothing

compared to the surge you will feel from a taser if your finger chooses to wander elsewhere.

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