The DU personal anecdote attacking another candidate MadLibs

[rinsd]

Fun for the whole family!

So just the other ____________ (day, week, month), I started to have a conversation with _______________(co-worker, neighbor, casual acquaintance) as we sat in the _______________(car, bar, office, park) when the conversation turned to politics. Now this person know I am political and a staunch Dem supporter while they are __________________ (not very political, politically tuned in but not to my level, politically active but ignorant because of MSM) with political leanings that are _____________________ (conservative, liberal, socialist). But it surprised me when they stated their support for _________________ (candidate name). Now being the good citizen I immediately informed this person that their chosen candidate was a ___________________ (a liar, a cheat, a phony, a baby eater) who has for years ___________________ (ignored the people, associated with scum, raped nuns). The person was of course surprised to hear about these obvious scandals. I then told them about my candidate _______________ (insert candidate name) who has been a champion of ________________ (the people, the disadvantaged, all that is goo d and decent) who also loves _____________ (his/her family, children, bunnies) and promises ___________________ (free healthcare, an end to war, a chicken in every pot).

Naturally my _________________________ (co-worker, neighbor, casual acquaintance) decided to rescind their support for their candidate and decided to support mine!

[TwilightZone]

1. That's pretty darn accurate.

Nice work.

[Cameron27]

2. !

:rofl:

[rinsd]

3. Kick for the weekend crowd