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When she looked at them, you probably noticed that they all urinated in their pants for fear of her wrath.
When she answered any question that was asked, you noticed that their jaws were agape with utter amazement at her command of the issues.
Little known before the debate started, all the other candidates had to get special help from psychologists at the Temple University Hospital nearby. All were completely petrified at the idea that they would have to share the stage with such a complete goddess.
Asked about the debate before he was to enter the stage, Senator Joe Biden claimed "I wish I was just a waterboy for the Archmere Girls hockey team now. I'm really scared!"
Barack Obama was in a fetal position in shock before the debate. Dennis Kucinich gave him a shoulder massage and chanted some words from a Martian poem he knew from a past UFO experience. After some levitation tricks he knew, Dennis was able to get Barack to finally make peace with himself and have the courage to enter the debate stage.
Bill Richardson was in another room chanting Hopi rain making ceremonial initiation rights while Chris Dodd pondered his mortal existence while playing a Hopi flute Bill had in his pouch. They both prayed to Masauwhu, the Hopi Death God, for courage to enter the stage and face Senator Clinton.
John Edwards was thinking about shaving his head to face this debate with Senator Clinton. He remembered that famous quote from Seamus MacManus that went: "Better a bald head than no head at all." He decided not to cut his hair at the last minute when Richardson and Dodd knocked on his door and convinced him that they would all go down together. Dodd was said to say "resistance is futile...let us face our inevitability."
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