Want to hear something disgusting? You know you do!

[Orrex]

Coming back from my lunch hour, I tuned into Rush Limbaugh because I didn't have any other convenient method of self-torture at the time. As I joined, I heard Rush field a call from right here in Pittsburgh, no less!

Rush (pause), you say profound things, even when you think you're venting or just off the cuff. And I want to thank you for being such a great teacher.

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I've heard Limbaugh described as many things, but "great teacher" was a new one for me.


Pardon me while I wind my entrails around this broomstick.