Pervert Allen says he offered bj because he was afraid of black men

[Doctor_J]

I hate to interrupt this "I hate all the candidates but mine" forum, but there is other news.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/016257.php

"This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park," said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando Sentinel. Allen went on to say he was afraid of becoming a "statistic."

I guess this raises the question of whether if you thought you were about to get mugged by a group of stocky black guys, your first plan of escape would be to try to give one of them a blowjob. But I guess maybe you had to be there.

You can't make this stuff up

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. I know every time I get afraid...

The first thing I do is offer a stranger a $20.00 blow job.

It's a coping mechanism.

[Doctor_J]

2. Given what that guy's face looks like, the guys probably

would have let him go if he offered to give them $20 and not blow them

[youngdem]

3. Amen, brother. Speak the truth

As a white man in New Orleans working in rough neighborhoods, lord only knows how many times I have found myself on a work site, surrounded by black men, having to drop down and suck the cock, trying like hell just to get out of the 9th Ward alive!

:crazy:

Republicans don't even TRY anymore to come up with decent excuses.

:rofl:

[VLC]

5. That makes it even funnier to me

He thought that would be a MORE acceptable excuse.

He's obviously very out of touch... with reality, with the acceptability of racism and with his sexual orientation!

[babylonsister]

6. ...

[iamthebandfanman]

7. lol

you and me both buddy ;)

this has to be one of the funniest and craziest things ive ever heard btw

when i saw it on CNN im sure my face was priceless with the expression...
funny funny... yet disturbingly racist ... at the same time.

[Sal Minella]

8. Works for me, too.

[ruggerson]

15. That was you?

n/t

[trof]

20. Wow! You too? I thought it was just me.

Wish I had a nickel for every time I've gotten myself out of a dicey situation with that tactic.
Sure beats a trip to the ER for stitches and splints.

[LoZoccolo]

4. .

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

[Warpy]

9. I'll bet he has no clue

that racism like his is much more damning than being a closeted gay on the prowl.

How stupid can one right wing putz get?

[durrrty libby]

10. This was in the Top 10 Idiots this Week. Sad yet funny at the same time

[MichaelHarris]

11. Some say money and

some say guns are the way out of life's problems. Little did we know a blow job is the only true solution.

[Jackpine Radical]

12. Either pull your gun

or play with the other guy's.

[MichaelHarris]

13. hahahahaha

[eweaver155]

14. As usual: Another story of so called "white people"phobia against blacks.

Blaming African Americans for your social/economic problems. This is getting old. Since the beginning of time in this country, whenever whites are in a similar jam, committing some crime or doing some down low illegal shit, especially if they are in or around African Americans they blame black people. Remember Emmit Till, or woman in South Carolina who drove her car into a river, drowned her kids and blamed a black man. You walking, see a black man coming. you cross the street, You're a white woman in an elevator with a black man, you clutch your purse. You pass an African American in a public/private place, you don't speak, African Americans shop, with white employees following the African American around the store thinking that a crime is about to be committed or providing slow service, you live in a neighborhood, African American moves in, whites leave thinking that the property value will go down, A white man/woman dates/marries an African American, you disown them and on and on and on. The list is long.

Why do white people continue to do this dumb ass shit? Do white people have social gatherings, conferences at church, in the work place or at home to ensure that this behavior is
understood as children, making it a necessity for personal/public safety, a good life, a positive frame of mind and comfort? Gimme a break! This situation with this Allen character is not isolated so white america can't say "what an idiot". That dog don't hunt because thousands of similar excuses in the past have been used to justify this and many other types of behavior. All of the situations that I spoke of is also "dumb shit". An an usual, Hispanics, Indians and Muslims are being stereotyped. Some I have a question and hopefully someone will have the courage to answer. WHY?? :shrug:

[Ethelk2044]

17. This guy is a moron

[catnhatnh]

OK...I'm a Democrat....

but am terrified of youthful,slender,fit looking females of all races.So if any of you would like to entrap me, I have a fresh 20 dollar bill...

[catnhatnh]

16. Dupe...Cuz I stutter when excited...

[CitizenLeft]

18. I can't help it.

I'm laughing hysterically. :rofl:

[fujiyama]

19. You can't make this shit up!

Wow!

:rofl: