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Danascot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 05:15 AM
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OK, You're in a public park late at night
...surrounded by stocky black men. You feel threatened. What's your plan of escape?

Offer them a blow job!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Republican logic at it's best!

About a month ago, Florida State Rep. Bob Allen (R), a co-chairman of John McCain’s presidential campaign in the Sunshine State, ran into a little trouble with the law. He was arrested in a public park after allegedly offering to pay to perform oral sex on an undercover police officer. Not a good career move.

Josh Marshall notes today, however, that ol’ state Rep. Allen can explain everything.

It turns out that Allen revealed the true reason for the alleged park-john-offer in a tape recorded statement he made just after his arrest.

“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando Sentinel. Allen went on to say he was afraid of becoming a “statistic.”

OK, let me get this straight. Allen was in a public park, late at night. For some reason, he’s afraid of black people. As a result of this irrational fear, he wanders into a bathroom, where he offers another man $20 to perform oral sex.

In other words, Allen thought he might be attacked by some “stocky” black men, and this is his first instinct? Josh added, “I guess this raises the question of whether if you thought you were about to get mugged by a group of stocky black guys, your first plan of escape would be to try to give one of them a blowjob.”

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/After_wiretapping_victory_Bush_says_he_0806.html
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 05:43 AM
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1. So now he's managed to diss and piss off big, stocky guys, black people,
big, stocky black guys, anybody with a brain and maybe even a third of republicans.
Good job, dickhead!
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 05:49 AM
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2. Well, Republicans do give the best blowjobs. We all know that.
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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 06:45 AM
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3. The sad thing is...

...I knew what this thread was about just from the subject line.

Sometimes I think Republicans should be held financially liable for all the mental stress they cause me.

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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 07:59 AM
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4. He's scared of big stocky black men and went into the park at night alone?
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