What reasons would make fred phelps decide not to picket a funeral?

[BOSSHOG]

The dearly departed murdered a women's clinic doctor? They torched a gay bar? They were a wizard of the KKK? They beat up pro-evolution Kansas State Education Board Members? They worked for blackwater and slaughtered hundreds of non-white, non-christians in Iraq?

[onenote]

1. it was his own

[rinsd]

2. If it was "Have sex with a family member Thurdays" at his church?

[notadmblnd]

3. The hand of God reached down and slammed his face into the wall of reality

finally causing him to see the light?:shrug:

[Parche]

4. Reasons

10. The group ran out of Crayola Crayons for their signs

9. Ran out of immodium for their 'Diarrhea of the Mouth'

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1. Fred caught his son reading the new 'Advocate' magazine.......