Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down Three Xanax With a Fifth of Scotch

[meegbear]

Does he need another goddamned hat? Why keep reinforcing an image that's not true? It's like telling your gay lover that his cock is huge when, really, it's at best on the small side of average. All you're doing is fucking him over for the next relationship he's in when he drops his pants and gets unexpectedly sad sighs in response.

[Warpy]

1. It's a Village People presidency

Really, what else needs to be said?

[Uncle Joe]

2. I thought it was a nice subliminal back slap,

maybe I'm not remembering this correctly, but don't they usually give the Prez. a jersey with the number one on it? I just took it as a diplomatic way of them telling Bush he's not even close to number one and I believe it went over Bush's head.

[LiberalFighter]

3. Irsay is a moron