Rev. Ted Haggard massage table on eBay

[jakem]

Mike Jones, the former prostitute who serviced Ted Haggard, is eBaying the massage table on which Reverend Ted Haggard enjoyed himself with Mr. Love. Proceeds go to charity. It's at $860 with over 7 days left in the auction.



Own a piece of Ted Haggard history from Mike Jones.

The table where it all happened. Table is about 10 years old with a few tears but totaly usable.

Will autograph table if requested and in June an autographed book "I Had To Say Something" by Mike Jones will be sent.

All proceeds benefit 'Project Angel Heart', who provides people living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-threatening illnesses nutritious home-delivered meals.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ted-Haggard-Massage-Table_W0QQitemZ290092184603QQcategoryZ36454QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Bonobo]

1. Don't worry. That'll come right out with a little soda water!

[pstans]

2. Is Ann Coulter the high bidder?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Ahem.

Ewww.

[LiberalFighter]

4. I wouldn't want to touch something that Haggard touched PERIOD

[lwcon]

7. And conversely...

... Haggard doesn't want to touch anyone who has a period.

I mean, sure he does. He's "cured."
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[Deja Q]

5. Ewww! Gross!

The color won't match with anything, and on the lower pad I hope those are tears in the material (:rofl:) and not "stubborn stains". :wow:

[lwcon]

6. Was that "a few tears" or "a few tears"? n/t

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[Straight Shooter]

8. He should sell tickets to fundies for a "Ted Table Bonfire" party.

He'd probably get a lot more than 800 bucks.

Just looking at that table and thinking of that freak hypocrite Haggard makes me want to hurl.

[TroglodyteScholar]

9. I hope he's bleached it to remove any residual santorum...n/t

[HappyWeasel]

11. there ya go. You are using it...

and it will take more than that. It will probably take a priest to sactify it and some fumigation as well to kill some of the resistant bugs in that motherfucker.

[havocmom]

10. Was looking to make an alter to pray for end of false prophets & charlatans

hmmm..... color is good :evilgrin:

[MissMarple]

12. So far it's up to $950.

And it's purple.