Latest spewing e-mail from the RW.

[monmouth]

I haven't responded to this yet, will probably ignore but thought I would share..

Official Announcement:

Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

[northzax]

1. if it stops the birthing pangs of a new middle east

which seem to be going well, then I am all for it.

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[pagam]

3. it is what poppy bush should have worn when screwing

Bar (YUCK!!!!)

[SharonAnn]

7. I received that a long time ago as the new GOP symbol.

[Seedersandleechers]

4. It's everything the RW has already done....

[oldtimecanuk]

5. Provide us with the Email on this thread and we can respond in ..

kind.... I have a few choice words that I would love to dispense....

ww

[meegbear]

6. LOL! That's a good joke about the repugs ...

02-12-2004, 03:25 PM
REPUBLICANS CHANGING SYMBOL
> The Republican National Committee announced today
>that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from
>an elephant to a condom.
> The committee chairman explained that the condom
>more clearly reflects the party's stance today,
>because a condom accepts inflation, halts production,
>destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
>pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
>actually getting screwed.

http://forums.somd.com/archive/index.php/t-22717.html

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We've been using that joke about them for years. Google it - the repug ones will be older.

[Maccagirl]

8. They can't even come up with their own

jokes? It's like that stupid Thanksgiving joke "Why aren't they having Thanksgiving in Washington?" "Because they sent the turkey back to (current president's home state).

[WorseBeforeBetter]

9. Enh, I've seen that one floating around with no party affiliation.

Since the wingnuts have such a hard-on for NYC (pardon the pun!), perhaps they'd like these:



http://72.32.200.206/flash/

Two birds with one stone. Or sumthin' like that.

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Don't they have anything original? That's been going around about the GOP changing their

symbol from the elephant to a condom for a minimum of 6 years.

[PassingFair]

11. The emblem is for Republicans. Idiots who DON'T KNOW WHEN TO PULL OUT! n/t

[unpossibles]

12. Meanwhile the GOP has taken an Abstinence Only policy

to date, they have abstained from fiscal responsibility, ethics, transparent governance, peacekeeping, and upholding almost all of our Constitutional rights.

Furthermore, they seem to have developed a potentially fatal STD, which they claim they got from a toilet seat, although reliable sources state it was caught the "old fashioned way."

The symptoms of this have been torturous on the American reputation at home and abroad, and have led to speculation that perhaps they have been dealing with dictators and terrorist supporters behind the back of the American people.

Sadly, also, the GOP has also become pregnant with an illegitimate war which will likely bankrupt the nation. This child will likely end up causing a divorce between the GOP and the voting public, and will likely be infected with the same STD.

Please avoid all contact with the GOP and remember to tell your friends to wash their hands of it should they have any contact with it.

[GoneOffShore]

13. It's the same joke we were sending out two years ago.

It was accurate then.

If you want to send something back, just point out the Repugs enviro record (destroying the next generation), their financial record (tax cuts for those that don't need them), outsourcing, etc.

[monmouth]

14. Thank you all for great stuff, I shall respond.......lol.