if i were bush, i'd read DU....and here's why.....

[Gato Moteado]

bush could hardly find a bigger confidence booster than DU. i see so many people here refer to bush as dictator, murderer, asshole, satan, antichrist, etc. so many posts here are so critical of bush's policies and decisions. as far as i'm concerned, all this does is lend credence to the myth that bush is really in charge or "the decider".

nothing could be further from the truth. bush is a puppet. nothing more. he has no policies. he decides nothing. he reads the scripts they give him. that's all. his presidency was bought and paid for by halliburton, enron, exxon, monsanto, merck, and the rest. they paid good money for that....do you really think they'd let that moron make a single decision?

if it wasn't bush in there and instead was some other repub, it would be the same story. 911, illegal wars, no response to katrina, gutting environmental policies, pandering to the fundies and the rednecks....that's how the republican party works. it's run by a bunch of big corporate heads and their goal is always to get the most hapless, malleable, braindead, repuke puppet they can find. remember reagan? poppy bush? dan quayle?

bush was hand picked exactly for his inability to be a "decider".

so don't give him any credibility. he doesn't have any.

he's a chimp wearing a suit.

[TwilightZone]

1. You're assuming that he can actually read.

:)

[Gato Moteado]

3. good point

i think they hand write his speeches in all capital letters using different colored crayons. when he encounters a multisyllabic word, that's where the earpiece comes in handy.

;)

[TwilightZone]

4. It certainly seems like it sometimes.

They probably spell them phonetically, too, and incorporate his fake Texas accent.

Ahd-mihn-ih-strayh-shuhn.

[AZBlue]

7. Aw! Took the words right out of my mouth!

I bet someone reads it to him.

[waiting for hope]

2. You forgot Asshat....

My personal favorite:

[Gato Moteado]

5. well that one actually seems fitting of him

decider, dictator, fuhrer, and anything that makes it sound like he's actually in charge are the names that he would probably be proud of.

[FrenchieCat]

6. I agree that he is a figure head President.....

only problem is that is head is missing!