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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 09:58 AM
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In It to Win It (James Kunstler)
James Kunstler -- Clusterfuck Nation

Jan. 22, 2007 -- Of all the president-wannabes who emerged from their thickets, mole holes, burrows, and termite mounds last week, the funniest was Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas who told a campaign kickoff audience that he was setting off on "the yellow brick road to the White House." Which raises an interesting question: is Brownback running for Wizard of Oz or for president? Brownback represents the Mid Western suburban evangelicals, a sort of death cult composed of people unaware that their own lifestyle has driven them crazy. Unbeknownst to those inside the Beltway or up in Manhattan, though, the heartland of America is in deep enough despair to elect a closet maniac like Brownback. Let's hope that he is found to be connected romantically to a male prostitute specializing in sadomasochism and humiliation.

Next out is Hillary, who looks as though she is going to jettison her surnames in the manner of Oprah, Madonna, and Paladin. Her kickoff announcement video was all medium and no message. She wants to have a presidency of feelings, and the main feeling is that America needs Mommy. The psychological failure of masculinity in this nation is that acute. Between the millions of lumpen "baby daddys" who impregnate their "shorties" and disappear, and the hundreds of loot-crazed corporate CEOs (not to mention the hapless President Bush), the male ethos has just about lost all credibility in this country. Mommy runs most of the households in the United States, so why not the government, too?

In case you can't tell, I don't like Hillary. I regard her as a monster of ambition. I voted for her husband twice, but concluded sadly that he had accomplished little in relation to his supposed abilities. Bill Clinton now looks like just another wreck on the shoals of male egotism, and seems fated, in the classically tragic sense, to creep behind in his wife's footsteps until he is taken offstage by infarction or aneurysm (or perhaps she will just chew his head off, in the tradition of the more powerful female mantis).

My original beef is that Hillary virtually hijacked the New York state Democratic party in her 2000 senate bid -- as if there were no actual New Yorkers qualified to represent their state. Mommy was so powerfully entitled that the state party brass and the media bigwigs rolled over and didn't even question her poor residency qualifications, which were glaring. Since then, despite all her plaudits for seizing senatorial leadership, she has done little but grandstand in preparation for this moment of launching to higher office.

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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 10:00 AM
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1. "In case you can't tell, I don't like Hillary."
James, if you're too hip to get involved, don't whine when someone you don't like gets into office.

--p!
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GreenArrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 10:28 AM
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2. Hillary, the "mommy" President
Edited on Mon Jan-22-07 10:34 AM by GreenArrow
I love it. The funny thing is it might actually work.

Back when Bill was running, he used Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinking About Tommorrow)" as his his campaign theme song. Well, here's your theme song, Hil: Etta James' "Tell Mama All About It". (Note: it must be the Etta James version.) An alternate choice would be Lenny Kravitz' "Always on the Run."

My mama said
That your life is a gift
And my mama said
There's much weight you will lift
And my mama said
Leave those bad boys alone
And my mama said
Be home before the dawn
And my mama said
You can be rich or poor
But my mama said
You can be big or small

But I'm always on the run,
Always on the run,
But I'm always on the run.

My mama said
That it's good to be fruitful
But my mama said
Don't take more than a mouthful
And my mama said
That it's good to be natural
And my mama said
That it's good to be factual

But I'm always on the run,
Always on the run,
But I'm always on the run.

My mama said
Baby don't ride that crazy horse
And my mama said
You must push with much force
And my mama said
Go get all that you're after
And my mama said
That love's all that matters

But I'm always on the run,
Always on the run,
But I'm always on the run ( on the run )



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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 10:28 AM
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3. Doesn't like women very much, does he?
:puke:
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