This Just In: Barack Obama linked to group sneaking in aliens from Mars

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FOXnews: More at 11:00

[illinoisprogressive]

1. You are joking..right??? That is so national enquirer

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5. illinoisprogressive --> you are truly beautiful ;-)

[wryter2000]

2. This just in:

He was responsible for the Great Chicago Fire, too.

[illinoisprogressive]

3. What's up with Fox and their obsession with Obama? I thought they

were obsessed with hillary

[wryter2000]

19. They just figured out he's the front-runner

Plus, they can scare their viewers with his middle name and his skin color.

[central scrutinizer]

4. and the aliens practice plural gay marriage

[AtomicKitten]

8. interspecies gay marriage

[AtomicKitten]

6. I heard it was Uranus

must.build.fence

[Turbineguy]

12. Uranus is OK

Fox has no problem with people from Uranus.

[BuelahWitch]

14. Cause at Fox everyone's head is up their anus...

[FrenchieCat]

7. That's OK....cause Wes Clark can just take him back in time,

and Obama can "unlink" himself!

http://www.rapidfire-silverbullets.com/2006/12/time_travel_comments_by_clark.html#more

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=34888
Wes Clark's Time Machine!

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

10. They'd never get Biden

He's become so "one" with everything, he can see both forward and backward in time itself.

[tanyev]

9. That does it. We need a fence to keep the illegal Martians out.

[Lautremont]

11. It's that middle name of his - Barak Gazoo Obama.

We should have seen this coming. All the evidence was there.

[GenDem]

17. 2008 ticket - Obama/Gazoo

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21. 2008 ticket - Obama Koo Koo Ka Choo, I will vote for you...

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13. What's facinating about Obama is regardless of what is said about him...his popularity continues to

grow, even Mr. Obama may be somewhat surprised.

[Double T]

15. I thought it looked like Obama had his two antennas removed,..........

so that explains IT. Hope fox has this on video. Thanks.

[flakey_foont]

20. does he have an Uncle Martin?

[BuelahWitch]

16. Is this one?

[lisa58]

18. Don't we want to invade Mars?

[Imagevision]

22. invade Mars? - Bush, any oil there??

[election_2004]

23. So now are they going to rename the Mars bar "the Earthling bar"...?

...and recall all future botanical sales of Venus flytraps, because "those damn creatures on the second rock from the sun wouldn't back us up?"