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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:24 AM
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hope you havent eaten before seeing this portrati of shrub as jesus


http://www.baptiststandard.com/2003/2_17/pages/bush_preacher.html

ALABAMA artist Frank Bear illustrated support for George W. Bush as a follower of Jesus Christ by this work, titled "Our Christian President." The artist pieced together individual portraits of Jesus Christ to make the image of President Bush. Despite criticism, Bear insists the artwork is not blasphemous. (RNS Photo)


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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:26 AM
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1. I predict that, come Rapture, that artist is gonna find out
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 08:27 AM by Heidi
that Jesus isn't as forgiving as everyone claims. ;)
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:47 AM
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13. I predict, when they finally realize on their collective death beds...
that the "rapture" was nothing but unmitigated bullshit, they will recite the famous line spoken by Sir Alec Guinness at the end of the movie Bridge over the River Kwi, "what have I done?"

A fool and their religion are soon parted.
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:27 AM
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2. Somehow, I don't think Jesus would be pleased. nt
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:27 AM
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3. Anyone want to join the Jesus W Bush cult? n/t
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:28 AM
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4. Methinks Frank Bear might have some explaining to do.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:29 AM
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5. I prefer this bush mosaic
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:44 AM
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11. Definately more relevant.
:D
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:45 AM
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12. Bwahahahaa
:spray: :spray: :spray:
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:52 AM
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14. fitting.
disgusting, but as the man said you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear...
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:29 AM
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6. Thank gawd I haven't had breakfast yet...
...:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:32 AM
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7. What a phuckin idiot.
The rightwing nut cases are crawling out from underneath their rocks in droves.What a scary country this has turned in to. Hey Frank......BU$H SUCKS AND SO DO YOU!!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:39 AM
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8. Blasphemy!
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:43 AM
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9. If that ain't taking the Lord's name in vain.
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Rockholm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:44 AM
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10. The eyes look very dead and souless.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:59 AM
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15. Anybody who beielves that deserves to have baby Jesus slap the shit out of them
I'm pretty sure the Prince of Peace would make an exception to his non-violence rule.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 11:12 AM
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16. Guess Jesus can't sue since there's probably not a single one of the
'pictures' that actually depicts what a Middle Eastern Jew would have looked like. Jesus would not have been a long-haired white man.
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 11:17 AM
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17. but the bible clearly says he was 6 feet tall, blue eyed, and blonde
right next to the part in the constitution that says "under god."
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 04:29 PM
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23. But this is the Northern European Jesus!
*flashing on an old SNL faux campaign commercial: "George H. W. Bush is of white, Northern European descent -- but MICHAEL DUKHHHHAKHHHHISSSS ??!?"*
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 11:29 AM
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18. I think it looks like it was made up of Osama & Omar pictures.
Was that blasphemous? Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on.

Bush* just said again on TV,"We don't believe in torture"
Is this man sane?
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 11:37 AM
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19. Which Commandment warned against idolotry? n/t
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American Jesus Donating Member (288 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:26 PM
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20. This is the thanks I get for keeping the hurricanes away from Alabama??
Using various paintings of Me to represent that Chimp?? I wonder what Mr. Bear would think if a swarm of locusts suddenly landed in his living room.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:43 PM
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21. Jesus wept.
:eyes:
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FVZA_Colonel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:17 PM
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22. You know, I was once flipping through the channels late at night, and I saw an image of Bush
on TBN accompanied by the song "Whole World in his hands." That was it, just a black background, a picture of Bush, and the song. I just could not believe the blasphemy I was seeing.
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 05:07 PM
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24. the more appropriate one would be the one with all the dead soldiers
that would be more appropriate
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3waygeek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 06:26 PM
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25. This one's even better
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 07:06 PM by 3waygeek


On edit: this image doesn't scale very well -- it's a photo-mosaic composed of anus photos. Very appropriate to *'s true character.
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Miss Chybil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 06:48 PM
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26. Poor Jesus... nt
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