One upon a time, there was a gay hooker in the White House

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Ok, gather around little wingnuts it's time for a bedtime story:

One upon a time, there was a gay hooker in the WhiteHouse. I know you probably have not heard about 'Jeff Gannon' before because God, in his infinite wisdom has kept this bad information from you until you were older and you could handle it.

When president Clinton did bad things with an intern in the White House it made God angry. So God made sure you knew all about it. They called it 'all Monica, all the time', and God's angels, Fox News, MSNBC, and CNN trumpeted God's word to all of America. God was so angry he made sure you all learned about something called impeachment, and the good wise men in congress spent millions of your parents hard earned tax dollars to investigate something called sex between consenting adults. It's too bad you won't have that money for your college education

When god chose a new president named George W. Bush, he decided that it would be funny to put a plant in the White House press room. The plant lobbed softball questions to the president and wrote neat stories about how the bad democrats were the cause of all evil on earth. The plant was named Jeff Gannon and he had a secret. Some evil bloggers found out about his secret and put bad pictures of him on the internets. God was angry, he decided that Americans should never hear of this. So he told his angels to silence their trumpets. The bad democrats cried foul saying "how come you told everyone about Monica and nobody knows about Jeff Gannon" This made God laugh and he remembered the Downing Street Memo, that proved George Bush told a really big fib to get us into a bad war. God knew that this was bad, but God wanted some new right wing judges on the supreme court.

Sometimes God has to let bad things happen so that good things can happen too.

OK kids, now off to bed and don't forget to say your prayers.

[liberal N proud]

1. Outstanding, I assume you are sending that to all your wing-nut friends