Dear Fundie - you've been fucked

[BR_Parkway]

There, is that plain enough for you to read and understand?


You were promised:

• The Rapture - but Lebanon stopped before it could happen
  
  
• George W Bush was a man of God - but follows every idea that goes against what Jesus taught
  
  
• Gays would never "threaten marriage" - but the 2 and 3 times married Congress who promised you went back on their word
  
  
• Christians would rise up and remake USA in their image - but all you got was Bill O'Reilly's War on Christmas (almost time for the next round)
  
  
• 10 Commandments in every school and courthouse - by Congressmen who couldn't even recite them
  
  
• Politicians who promised to wipe out the homo menace to your children - but turned out to be too turned on by it and addicted to the power they hold to bother with any thoughts for the children.
  
  
• Outrage over Janet's breast on national TV - but got 24/7 coverage describing how Congressman asked underage boys how they masturbate and how well endowed they are (best not let the kiddies near the nightly news for a while)

Face it - they lied to you. Just to get your vote and your money. They didn't care one thing about you, beyond your usefullness.

You've been used and abused, just like the TV preacher who threatens you with hell and brimstone if you don't send in enough money, then gets caught with a hooker.

And you know what? Jesus himself told you to expect this. Go back and take a look. In fact, let's designate November 7 as a National Day of Prayer and Reflection. Stay at home that day, think about where you've been taken astray. Ask God to give you guidance over the next couple years to keep your mind open to His teaching about taking care of the poor and downtrodden, about doing unto others, about wolves in sheeps clothing leading you down a path that God didn't want you on. Stay home all day, no radio, no TV and just pray. Pray for the new leaders of our country in getting us off the path we never should have gone on. Pray for the people all over the world who are suffering under the policies of this mis-Administration.

Pray for peace, pray for wisdom. Just stay at home and pray.

[yourout]

1. I prefer...."you've been punked"

[lostnfound]

11. I do too, and it's a fine piece of writing that ought to be passed on

to a very wide audience.

[NEOBuckeye]

23. OWNED sounds best n/t

[blm]

2. Ain't it the truth.

I'm athinking what you are.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2355242&mesg_id=2355242

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Nov 7, a day of national prayer and seclusion. Great idea.

[bluerum]

4. Birds of a feather,,,,,,,,,,,,

[salinen]

5. Must you use that awful word?

Dear. hehe

[BoneDaddy]

20. What word

Fundie???

[Synnical]

6. Right up, well you know where n/t

[xchrom]

7. short, concise and to the point.

[BR_Parkway]

8. I was writing to sheep, tried to keep the words short, simple and

easy to understand

[Hepburn]

9. Too funny...

...they may UNDERSTAND the word, but I doubt if they DO the word!

Maybe that is the problem with the fundies? They need to get laid??

:evilgrin:

[BR_Parkway]

16. They do the word, with the lights off, for procreation only

and then there are those who have all sorts of sinful thoughts and feel the need to get laws passed to prevent themselves from ever acting on their thoughts

[Olney Blue]

10. K and R for the National Day of Prayer and Reflection, Nov 7.

In a special session of the GOP congress, they have agreed to let you all vote on Nov 8. O8)

[BlueEyedSon]

12. Useful idiots in the class war

:(

[oc2002]

30. yep. they are just being used, and ignored.

but will they ever vote for a democrat, nope.

[Chomp]

13. Good one...kick

[Synnical]

14. Mind if I adopt this into a local LTTE?

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale

[BR_Parkway]

17. Feel free - obviously some words would have to be made fit for

print

[Synnical]

25. Yeah, I know, thanks.

You've inspired me. :)

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale

[YOY]

15. Better yet, don't pray: THINK!

Think for yourself for one miserable moment in your pathetic-pseudo-passive-aggressive-hypocritical-insular-ignorant lives.

THINK!

[KansDem]

18. George W. Bush: Born-Again Christian

[BR_Parkway]

19. the perfect picture to put with this, thank you

[RobertSeattle]

21. I'd add the GOP "Loves" Abortion

They don't want to end it - they love abortion - as an issue. It's the wedge that keeps on wedging!

GOP ♥ Abortion

[BR_Parkway]

22. The same with all things Gay, great for them to pound for dollars

and votes, but never to really make go away.

[threadkillaz]

24. Only sinners need church

It seems.

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. Bravo.

[Erika]

27. Fantastic post. Pray for forgiveness for being mislead by W

Couldn't have put it better.

Kicked and recommended.

[Joe Bacon]

28. How could you forget Bush's Farting?

That's a real man of Gawd for you...William S Burrough's Talking Asshole comes to life :evilgrin:

[oc2002]

29. You need to post that at some fundie sites where they will see it.

They sure as heck will not see it here, and you may want to take out any bad words too.