Questions Katie Couric will ask Dick Cheney on future 60 Minutes interview

[zulchzulu]

Based on Couric's nauseating and predictable performance and puff piece/interview with Condi Rice, I'm guessing she'll interview Dick Cheney as the 2006 election nears.

Possible questions....hmmm...

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. NOOOOO! WRONG! her real question will be:

Where did you get that fantastic tie, Mr. Vice President, sir?

[spindrifter]

2. Mr. Cheney, all of the above,

plus did you send the Pope that remark about Islam as a suggested speech topic? (Giggling.) What is the most money you have raised in one day? (Starting to choke.) Is it true you plan to be Jeb's VP running mate? (Spitting up)

[Demit]

3. I have a feeling she's not going to last very long.

She's a laughingstock to everyone.

[Kierkegaard]

4. All of the above.

God, I can't stand Katy Cowlick.

[Berry Cool]

5. You forgot "What's your favorite color?"

"What kind of girls did you like to date, back when you were dating?"

"Do you have any pets?"

"What's your idea of a romantic evening out with your wife?"

"If you had one thing you could tell our audience, what would it be?"

[zulchzulu]

11. Cheating! You must work for her!

You have it down...with questions like that, you could get a very nice well-paid gig at CBS News!

[muntrv]

6. I miss the Texan, Dan Rather.

[madrchsod]

7. that was way to easy......

welllll so is katie

[valerief]

8. Maybe she'll dust off the old Barbara Walter one: If you were a tree...

[AX10]

9. All of the above.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Where did you get those beautiful fang - er - teeth?

[WCGreen]

12. KKKatie.....

should have gone to the View....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Mr. Vice President, is that a zucchini in your pocket,

...or are you just glad to see me? (giggle)

[snowbear]

17. OK ocelot... that is just.....

.... GROSS!!!

[Seabiscuit]

14. "Mr. Cheney, would you take OJ quail hunting?"

"Mr. Cheney, do you think Michael Jackson was guilty?"

"Mr. Cheney, how do you like the latest Paris Hilton photos?"

[Imagevision]

15. Mr. Cheney, do you boff the ole lady much these days?

[rpannier]

16. Mr. Cheney

With the War in Iraq going so well for America, the Mastermind of 9/11 Sadaam Hussein captured, people cheering this President wherever he goes, and you looking to be in such great health...Will you make all America happy now and announce on my program that you're running for the President in 2008?

[Spiffarino]

18. Mr. Vice-President...just one question

"Boxers or briefs?"

[Dem2theMax]

19. Mr. Cheney,

garlic cloves or wooden stake?

[LiberalHeart]

20. Mr. Cheney, do these slacks make me look fat?