My take on Il Dunce's speech to the UN today

[Stinky The Clown]

(Note, no dried weed flakes or 'special' fungi were involved in forming this opinion)

I couldn't help channeling Will Farrell while watching the boy try to form actual words today.

Things like 'dignitude' went through my head.

In that, as usual, he had nothing new to say, I found this little game allowed me go through his entire speech without threatening my otherwise innocent teevee with maining and disembowelment.

And still tonight ..... I am calm. And smiling. As is my teevee. Which usually bites its nails in anticipation of a bush appearance on its screen.



Try it. It helps to soothe the savage inner beast.

[babylonsister]

1. He did not say 'dignitude', did he? If so, who the hell is writing

his speeches?

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Nonono .... Will Farrell did .... and I heard it in my mind

I was intentionally delusional. Its gets me through his assholery.

[babylonsister]

5. I went Christmas shopping - grandkids - and forgot about it.

Oh, well.

[TomInTib]

2. He is out of gas

Alternating a lot of that crazy shouting thing that he does with some completely misplaced attempts at statesmanship or whatever they are grabbing for, he was just worthless.

I can do much better than that with no notes.

[peekaloo]

4. He had that turtle head thing going today. His neck kept disappearing

into his suit as if he feared the audience may want to harm him.