November 'Going Away' gift list time .........

[Stinky The Clown]

...... make your list and check it twice. When they leave, we shan't be nice.

My leading gift is a new starched white hood for Felix. It will replace the one he's kept under his mattress all these years.



For Bill Frist, a Felix the cat clock. Just a remnder, Mr. Fristian.



For Randy Kuhl (NY29). A little something for you to play with the wife with ... wink wink



For Chris Shays, his new favorite footwear






What gifts are you planning?

[AX10]

1. We should send a pair of that "footwear" to McCain!

:rofl:

[Greeby]

2. A pacifier for Loserman? nt

[Stinky The Clown]

6. I was thinkin' more along the lines of a .......

..... Deputy Dawg lunch box.

[KyndCulture]

3. For Senator Dayton.. .

A thanks for doing nothing for 2 years and a toilet bowl full of chicken shit.


Gooo Amy Klobuchar.

[displacedtexan]

4. For Repuke MD Gov. Bob Ehrlich...

Better hair:



Here's Bob:

[Stinky The Clown]

8. Perfect!

:thumbsup:

[EST]

5. I think a shiny pair of handcuffs might be nice.

Along with a paid-up lease on a new, high security, terrorist proof mini-condo.

[Red Right and BLUE]

7. I'm sending them all

a large chorizo sausage.

[Vinca]

9. I'm sending a computer to Santorum that automatically

does a "feeling lucky" google search of his name every time he turns it on.:rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

10. .... and so ... of course the clown dutifully does the google thing ....

:rofl:

.... fecal matter ......

:rofl:

[Warpy]

11. Heather Wilson?

I'm afraid a set of Neuticles and a strapon won't pass inspection by the mods, so I won't include the pictures.

The only other one would be the front third of my right shoe smartly applied to her rump as she leaves forever to an overpaid lobbying job on K Street.

Please let it be so.

(apologies to the prim. I have a sprained back and it's made me grumpy)

[Stinky The Clown]

12. The prim be damned .....

... this is a clown thread. Strap-ons pose no problems here.

[calimary]

14. Make sure marilyn musgrave gets one. Hope she's on the

endangered species list (election-wise, that is).

Or maybe a subscription to "The Advocate."

Some Avon cosmetics for katherine harris. She WILL be needing more makeup (and maybe a new career). And perhaps a catalogue and gift certificate for sexy undies from Hustler's emporium on the Sunset Strip.

[Contrary1]

13. I know this idiot doesn't fit in the category, but what the hell...

I'm in a generous mood.