"The President was carrying his oath of office to protect and defend ..."

[Stinky The Clown]

Andy Card Warning

This is being touted everywhere. Andy Card is telling the story. The revisionist explanation for Il Dunce's pants wetting session on live teevee. The explanation for the most startling seven minutes on television ever.

[msanthrope]

1. Where was he carrying that oath? Was that what replaced his

balls that day?

[acmavm]

2. That look says "I am one damn dumb and pathetically vapid

SOB".

[neoblues]

3. "protect and defend" or "pervert and destroy"? nt.

[shaniqua6392]

4. The Constitution????

That is the only thing he is supposed to protect. I don't need him to protect me and my family. We can take care of ourselves.

[Vickers]

5. Exactly. When it was his turn to protect the COUNTRY he sat around

and got drunk and coked out of his skull, and subsequently washed out of the pilot ranks.

[MaineDem]

6. He certainly has aged in 5 years

Poor baby.

[RaleighNCDUer]

7. Yeah, i almost feel sorry for him.

After all, they told him he wouldn't have to actually DO anything - Dick would take care of business while he did PR, kissing babies, holding hands, that sort of thing.

THAT'S why he just sat there for seven minutes. It wasn't in his job description to do anything.

[driver8]

8. "Aw shucks...Uncle Dick never told me this would happen..."

I think junior made doody in his pants.