"Path to 9-11" TOP TEN LIST

[NanceGreggs]

“Path to 9/11” Top Ten List
By Nancy Greggs

Top Ten Reasons why “Path to 9/11” should have included the full seven minutes Bush sat in the kindergarten classroom, after learning the country was under attack:


(10) Chance for Bush supporters to see him surrounded by his intellectual peers

(9) Longest period of time Bush has ever been visibly on-the-job without a vacation break

(8) Only day in history since 9/11 that Bush didn’t actually say “9/11” at least seventeen times

(7) Four hundred and twenty seconds without uttering the word ‘terra’ even once

(6) Great visual tie-in to upcoming movie sequel “Like, TOTALLY Clueless”

(5) Only time in his presidency that he looked like a deer caught in the headlights – and actually had a REASON

(4) Reminds country how safe we were when he DIDN'T do anything

(3) Only public appearance completely free of verbal blunders

(2) Disaster struck and he WASN’T eating birthday cake with McCain or playing the guitar

(1) It would have been the most EXCITING, ACTION-PACKED seven minutes of the entire film!

[bleever]

1. Wow.

Damn, you're good, and a real credit to DU, Nance.

K,R, and thanks.

[kaygore]

2. Excellent job...kudos

[RobertSeattle]

3. Like Bill Maher says, if the D's had a Rove...

...Kerry would have just played that over and over and over again. "He just sat there while America was under attack". "He just sat there while America was under attack". "He just sat there while America was under attack". "He just sat there while America was under attack". "He just sat there while America was under attack". "He just sat there while America was under attack". "He just sat there while America was under attack".

[NanceGreggs]

4. Ahhhh, if only ... n/t

[The Backlash Cometh]

8. Kicked for clarity.

[JeffR]

5. Let's make that 5 recs

There, that's better.

[Pacifist Patriot]

6. LOL! Sweet

[nicknameless]

7. Actually, they were second-graders,

so they were his intellectual superiors. ;)

[gratuitous]

9. Slight revision to the top reason

"It would have been the most EXCITING, ACTION-PACKED and FACTUAL seven minutes of the entire film."

[sentelle]

10. It would still have been wrong

They needed to have shown him on vacation.

they needed to have reporters asking about terror, and him saying that it is important.
'Now watch this drive'.

And THEN the 7 minutes.

After all, its all about context right?

Maybe we all should do a 'Path to Iraq' video.
We could start it with the first war, with the containment of clinton, and the early parcelling out of Iraq to the oilco's but bush five days after inaugeration.

We can then do 9/11, afghanistan and 'Fuck saddam, I want him taken out'

The niger forgeries, the state of the union, and the UN addresses.

and we can time it for October 2008.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

11. I saw a deer in the headlights

in the debates with Kerry.
Really, I thought Kerry was a caring and sensitive guy, but that was almost cruelty to animals the way he destroyed Bush in that first debate. Really sad. ;)

[indepat]

12. America's poet laurete

[Bjorn Against]

13. Nancy how dare you insult those second graders

They are not his intellectual peers, they are much smarter than he is.

Pick any kid from that classroom and I would support them taking over the Presidency, because no matter which one you choose I am convinced they would be better than what we have now.

Oh well, even though I disagree with your assessment of the second graders I will still give you a recommendation. Good job.