Wayyyy too funny! Frist e-mail slams "stunts"

[zbdent]

In an e-mail that slams Democrats for "pulling stunts" which kept Congress from doing "important work", Bill Frist says that the Dems tried to hold up legislation with political stunts:

"Every minute my colleagues spend on political stunts is one less minute we can spend on port security, the terrorist surveillance program and military tribunals — the security concerns facing Americans."

Gee, same-sex marriage amendments, flag burning amendments, etc. of course, are not considered "stunts" in cat-killer Fristian, who still believes that JFK is alive because he watched the Zapruder film and thought JFK only sustained a flesh wound that exposed a bad toupee ...

[Cooley Hurd]

1. The biggest congressional stunt of the 21st century was Frist's...

...the midnight Terri Schiavo legislation.

He's such a KING-SIZED asshat, isn't he?:crazy:

[NJCher]

12. Republican evolution

He's such a KING-SIZED asshat, isn't he?

Asshats begat KING-SIZED asshats, of course.




Cher

[meegbear]

2. Oh shush ...

Mr. Frist firmly believes that the congress should not lollydally on wasteful legislation geared towards target groups.

I'm sure he'd speak up and agree with me, but he's busy drafting legislation to ban gays from burning flags showing stem cells.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. Do what I say, not what I do. Period.

What part of that do you not understand?

[havocmom]

10. Actually, that'd be a good bit to put on the floor for debate!

Ted Kennedy could champion it! He'd have so much fun using it as a stick with which to poke the GOP on the Hill about their dumb-ass diversion issues. :evilgrin:

"...legislation to ban gays from burning flags showing stem cells." pretty much sums up GOP stunts to keep America from noticing the shit STUNTS they are pulling to keep us from noticing their REAL agenda.

Damn fine job, meegbear! :rofl: if I wasn't so :grr:

[havocmom]

3. Don't forget: lying to renew medical license & diagnosing by video

The GOP could not fix the end results of two committee votes yesterday so they just didn't hold the votes.

And let's NEVER forget middle of the night call to vote several times to get bad bills passed literally in the dark of night.

Oh, and Cat Killer & Family have sure made a lot of $$ from things he has rammed through...

Stunts indeed.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. I wonder if he yet realizes that his pres. bid is alive as Schiavo?

probably not.

[havocmom]

11. He has always relied upon the forgetfulness of strangers

or so Blanche tells me.

[Sparkly]

6. The answer to "Have they no shame"

is no. Emphatically, no.

[Demit]

7. Don't forget his Amazing Kreskin long distance diagnosis of Terry Schiavo.

[babylonsister]

8. Hey, pot, meet kettle. Ya got some nerve! nt

[Vickers]

9. "terrorist surveillance program" Oh, you mean the illegal wiretapping

of US citizens?

[havocmom]

13. and the STUNTS of trying to pass bill to make it legal

retroactive, of course... then cancelling the vote due to some of his GOP buds not bein on board with it.

Stunt, thy name is Frist.