Breaking: Clinton killed Bambi's mother!

[bleever]

Well, how do you know he didn't?

Even the Disney people can't disprove it.

It was a transformative event for America when Bambi's mother died. Every seven years, when the video is re-released, another segment of America is tormented by this unprecedented horror.

Let's look at the facts: Clinton was president. As president, he had what is called a "vice-president". The very next "vice-president" shot his buddy in the face on a canned hunt. So we know that Clinton is connected to hunting atrocities.

The death of Bambi's mother was a moment when America lost its innocence. No longer could we believe that America's children were protected from senseless violence at the hands of strangers with weapons and sinister agendas.

Shouldn't we take a hard look at who was responsible for this? Shouldn't all connections be followed to find an answer and make us safer? Shouldn't we show Clinton killing Bambi's mother in a movie and let the American people decide?

[Erika]

1. How enjoyable. Freeper/kool aid drinkers should rejoice

Clinton killed Bambi. But then they might have to switch to reality where W is decimating our military and Iraqi innocents.

Bushbots don't do reality.

[GOPBasher]

2. LMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[uppityperson]

3. k&r for traumatized children of all ages

[rpannier]

4. I think you could see a movie on that topic...as well as

Clinton is responsible for the stock market crash of '29
The Lindberg kidnapping
The introduction of slavery in the Americas
The rise of Pol Pot in Cambodia
The influenza outbreak of 1919
And our failure to stem the spread of communism throughout China and the former Soviet Union

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. You forgot about the eruption of Krakatoa.

[bleever]

26. Shit. All that CO2, trapped in permafrost because of Krakatoa,

now being released by global warming at an exponential rate, and all because Clinton and Gore made Bush withdraw from the Kyoto Accords by endorsing them.

The bastid!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. So what you are telling me is that

it's all Bushes fault
?

[A Simple Game]

6. Oh My God!

I knew it! It all makes perfect sense now.

[intaglio]

7. Clinton appeased Hitler

Refused to oust Stalin,
Supported Castro in his eviction of legitimate US business interests,
Grew Marijuana at Mount Vernon
Was AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard
Tried to pardon Benedict Arnold
Appointed Alger Hiss
Took the 5th in front of HUAC
Made the Ring of Power in Mount Doom
Turned Anakin into Darth Vader

[bklyncowgirl]

8. At least Clinton hit her. Bush & Cheney would have wounded Thumper. nt

[Berry Cool]

9. I thought Armitage confessed to that

and Fitz told him to keep it quiet until now.

[Vinca]

10. Did he mess around with Snow White? I bet he did. nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

11. Was it all of him, or

just The Clenis??? You know how evil that thing is; it's capable of anything!

[ACK]

12. No he did not - his penis did it.

. bestiality the next Republican talking point against Clinton.

[Stockholm]

13. Well put Bleever!

Have a nice weekend all, its poets' day so I am quitting early today :toast:

[bleever]

14. And besides, where was the outrage on the left when Reagan was slandered

by a movie that mentioned that he and Nancy used astrology? And that depicted his administration trading weapons to Iran to illegally fund the Contras? Where was the outrage from the left over THAT movie?

The hypocrisy is stunning. Simply stunning.

[DavidDvorkin]

15. Nah. It was Cheney.

He thought she was a lawyer.

[elehhhhna]

20. DAMNNED STRAIGHT

[BeautifulLoser]

16. Clinton did go duck hunting once

n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. And?

[blondeatlast]

17. His use of marijuana caused Dumbo's mom's insanity, you know.

Bastard messed my childhood up real good with that.

And Old Yeller? Let's not even go there. Just let's don't, dammit!

[RevCheesehead]

18. No, of course not.

We should let the Pretzeldent do it.
After all, he's the Decider-er.





:rofl:

[bleever]

21. Actually, you make a good point. It's all about who decides.

Who decides what's "real". Who decides what people see on TV as the 9/11 story. And who decides what we are all supposed to see as the way things should be decided.

I could have accentuated that a little more in my OP, but that was what I was getting at.

They deride the "reality-based" community, and are determined to create the "new" reality while we catch up. As part of this, their tendrils snake into all aspects of how our national story is known and shared.

That's why I'm willing to boycott Disney, and our family has sent a lot of dough their way via purchases, etc., over the years.


In the end, this is about who gets to decide. I'm still rooting for We, the People.

[IndianaGreen]

19. Clinton also caused the Japanese to bomb Pearl Harbor

and it was Clinton's fault that I was send to the principal's office when I was in sixth grade!

[bleever]

22. And now,

it's in your Permanent Record. What a gyp!

[gulliver]

23. Hillary made jerky out of Bambi's mother.

The steaks were too gamy. Bill forgot to field dress the carcass.

Don't forget the "grabber" scene where Chelsea Clinton cries watching the movie. Bambi's father tells Bambi, "You'll never see your mother again." Bambi cries. Half the audience is sobbing. (The other half is thinking "Jesus, it's just a deer. That's one less to mess up my magnolias.") Pan to Chelsea with a mouthful of jerky. Hillary smiles sadistically. Bill is with Monica in the balcony. Fade to credits.

[bleever]

24. LOL.

Really. :7

And the only thing I could think to add might be: "Hillary adds MSG to the jerky. Not because it needs it; just because she can."

[tavalon]

27. Well, Clinton's penis did, anyway!

The Clenis also killed Kenny!!!

[alarimer]

28. I think he also bombed Pearl Harbor

or so I've heard.

[madinmaryland]

30. No, he was in the classroom when that happened....

[politicasista]

31. and "Dick Cheney Eats Kittens"

I saw a bumper sticker saying that yesterday. :rofl: