ABC issues new response to criticisms of 9/11 film, attacks liberal blogs

[Bjorn Against]

Dear Commie Pinko Bastards,

We here at ABC News have always provided unbiased programming for people of all political persuasions. If you are a very wealthy individual you are sure to enjoy Money Talk, and if you are working class well then you get to listen to Sean Hannity for three hours on our radio stations every day. And as we have said before Sean Hannity "is one of you. Sean Hannity is the voice of the working class." As a network we are proud to stand up for working class citizens like George Bush and Dick Cheney, and we hope you appreciate the service we are providing to the gated community.

Now we know many of you have been writing to express concern over the facts in our film. But don't worry, it has been endorsed by both Hannity and Limbaugh and if you read our website we tell you that if you are"endorsed by Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, you know you have a winner on your hands." See we don't need Clinton's take on the film because we already have such fine critics as Rush Limbaugh and he tells us everything is perfectly accurate.

See our network does not run partisan programming that is why we refused to release Michael Moore's film before an election. In order to keep you informed however we did run a legitimate news article on our website linking Michael Moore to suicide bombers in Iraq. We did not want to get to try to influence the election so instead of distributing Michael Moore's work we distributed more nonpartisan material such as our Focus on the Family Commentary with James Dobson who offers us Practical, Real-Life Insight.

And don't forget about all the time we gave in the lead up to Iraq to opponents of the war. Fully 3 percent Of our sources opposed the war. That's right 3%, how could the traitors to our nation possibly expect any more than that?

So as far as we are concerned all you liberal bloggers can shut up!After allit is irresponsible to criticize us while we are still in the editing process.

Sincerely,

Your Friends in the Wonderful World of Disney

PS: Follow the links and you will see that while this letter may be partially satire it reflects the sentiments of ABC very well. The one tying Michael Moore to suicide bombers in particular shocked me, if that is not extremely irresponsible journalism I do not know what is. Talk about smears.

[LynnTheDem]

1. LMAO!!!

Too funny! :rofl:

[Bjorn Against]

2. kick

[Bjorn Against]

3. And one final kick before bed

[samsingh]

4. but disney and abc presented this as a documentary

and a definition collection of the true facts.

is it fiction now?

[Bjorn Against]

5. Don't you know in the wonderful world of Disney fiction is fact

That is why they give us those one-hour John Stossel specials where Michael Chrichton is the worlds greatest expert on global warming.