Prepare for the next "Red Shirt xxxday" - you know it's coming

[zbdent]

So, you get all those stupid e-mails from your well-meaning friends who couldn't research how many fingers they have on one hand ... or you get one from your not-so-well-meaning friends just to irk you ...

You get the "Okay everybody, let's show our support for the troops! Wear a red shirt on fill-in-the-blankday!"

Prepare now.

Get your red shirt ready ... you know, the one that says "Buck Fush" on it ...

[Dogmudgeon]

1. Like "Gay Jeans Day"?

:evilgrin:

--p!

[CoffeeCat]

2. I just have to say....

...that I have a few family members who are relatively new to the Internet (Sad and pathetic, I know).

I've been on before Netscape was invented. So, when people send me these, "Please forward this to 10 people, including the person who sent it to you--and you'll have great luck ALL DAY!!!" emails, I roll my eyes.

The thing is...these people don't understand when I don't forward the messages back to them, and 10 other people. They practically take it as a personal attack.

Step away from the keyboard!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Netscape? What's that? Lynx is the only

true browser!

[CoffeeCat]

4. I used Mosaic...

Ohhhh a Lynx geek. ;) Kewl.

You use Firefox?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Of course

but of course

[CoffeeCat]

6. I assume then...

...that your first born (or one of your pets) is named Linus.

;)

[TrogL]

7. I am an email administrator

If I catch any staff forwarding one of those, I pull their network access for 24 hours.

[undeterred]

8. I'm going shirtless on Friday

to show my support of the troops. This will accomplish just as much as wearing a red shirt to support the troops. :evilgrin:

[MurrayDelph]

9. Sorry, I don't wear red shirts

Besides making me making me look unhealthy, they increase my chance of being killed
before the first commercial.

[Greyhound]

10. All trekkers know what happens to the "red-shirts".

:rofl: :hi:
Live long and prosper.

[zbdent]

11. I know where my towel is

(but that's another story ...)

[Greyhound]

13. I wish the dolphins would take me with them, for my towel is ready too.

LOL! :rofl:

[zbdent]

14. I'll drop by in Bistromath ...

[calimary]

15. We sure do!

:hi:

[Ryano42]

12. I'll wear MY Red Shirt...