I need a Katherine Harris fix badly. Somebody

[drluch]

post the latest kooky news on her so I can get a laugh. It's been a tough day in the real estate world.

[Kickoutthejams23]

1. Try this one from earlier today

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2797253&mesg_id=2797253

[livvy]

2. Try this one.

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/08/25/132044.php
Katherine Harris or the End of the World
August 25, 2006
Brad Schader
DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE... LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU Keychain

Just yesterday I was complaining about how all of our politicians have been too quiet lately and I have been reduced to writing about celebrity gossip. I love pop culture, but I hate celebrity gossip. The problem is it has been the only news that has been different lately. Everything else is the same story from a year ago and it sucks as a blogger. Today I got a gift from G-d and I was lucky enough to have taken notice. Thank you G-d and thank you Raw Story for finding my salvation from celebrity gossip hell.

Florida Baptist Witness has been in publication since 1884 and is the weekly news journal of the Florida Baptist State Convention. The purpose of their newsletter is to provide “news and information about Southern Baptist ministries across the United States and around the world, as well as discussion of current issues of interest to all Christians.” Although probably not on the internet since 1884, they are now and they have an interview with the “Wicked Witch of the 2000 Election” herself: Rep Katherine Harris.

This interview has convinced me beyond any shadow of any possible doubt that she is not just the wrong choice for Florida, but she has larger plans that are bad for America. Just the name Katherine Harris gives me chills and I already know I will not be sleeping tonight because the interview had a photo, but sometimes one must do things to defend their country and exposing Katherine Harris is my duty.

It starts off as a very cliché election year interview. She talks about how perfect her record is and how no one else could beat Florida incumbent Bill Nelson this year. She describes Bill Nelson as left of Hillary so he cannot be the moderate he claims. Like I said, all expected and then came the bomb.
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[ChiciB1]

3. Welcome To DU.... And Come On Down....

She's my Rep., and I know where she gets her car serviced!!!

[texastoast]

4. Salty Katherine

TFN Daily News Clips

"The Bible says we are to be salt and light. And salt and light means not just in the church and not just as a teacher or as a pastor or a banker or a lawyer, but in government and we have to have elected officials in government and we have to have the faithful in government and over time, that lie we have been told, the separation of church and state, people have internalized, thinking that they needed to avoid politics and that is so wrong because God is the one who chooses our rulers. . . . That’s not what our founding fathers intended and that’s certainly isn’t what God intended."

--Republican candidate for a Florida U.S. Senate seat, Katherine Harris, a divisive figure in the 2000 presidential election, responding to questions posed in an interview with the Florida Baptist Witness regarding her views on religion in politics.

Welcome to DU!!


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[Kikosexy2]

5. A Kathy fix?...

apply make up haphazardly...tease hair...spray Aquanet...adjust breast for cleavage effect...remember low-cut tops are a must...strap on the stillettos and your fix is in....feel better?