What "impending attack" on the US will be declared on Katrina Anniversary?

[zulchzulu]

In order to get the Katrina disaster off the headlines, what trumped-up "event" will happen to take the story off the news on August 29th?

[babylonsister]

1. Katrina disaster isn't in the headlines. How devastating is that? nt

[saltpoint]

2. If Ford should pass on, I expect his funeral will be well-attended by

stuntpersons.

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I'm still thinking Dubya will try to shake up his approval ratings by making Condi Ambassador to Russia, a post for which she's actually qualified, and replacing her with Dick Lugar.

Cheney has to go. He's adding very little to the GOP cause, and even a thick little monkey like George W. Bush can see that he'll shoulder the blame if GOP turn-out is low on Nov. 7th. Cheney's an albatross as well as a scheming, lying, shitlizard, and if the Republicans were smart they'd dump him.

That's a real big "if" of course.

I expect these liars to cook up a handful of terra terra terra alerts between now and the election. Perhaps another evacuation of the Capitol building, an airport or two shut down for 2 or 3 days.

And the media ads will be a bitter barrage against Democrats. We're going to have to put on hip waders and hold on tight.

[gumby]

3. The Jerry Ford angle is a good one.

And (sing along) Where In The World Is Laura Bushawago?

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

4. SHARRRRRRRRRRRK ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

[sutz12]

5. Hey, we're overdue for another Anthrax mailing....

:evilgrin:

[ce qui la baise1]

6. We will have a daily racist or ignorant remark from a Pub

Has anyone noticed that there seems to be a run on them lately?
I've never seen so many bigots in my life.