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Douglas Carpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 09:53 AM
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George Bush is a saint!
I received this Email today and thought it was worth sharing.

"President Bush wanted to use a local church for a photo op. Bush's advance person said to the pastor, "We will make a $10,000 contribution to your church if, during your introduction of the President, you say he is a saint."

The pastor agreed to do so and accepted the $10,000 contribution. When the pastor introduced the President before a nationally televised audience, the pastor said, "George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite and nitwit. He stole the 2000 election. He has polarized the country. He has politicized science. He lied about his military record. He invaded a country for oil and had the gall to land on an aircraft carrier and pose before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He continues to blur the line between church and state. Cronyism and corruption are rampant in his administration. He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known. But, compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint. "
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Caoimhe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 09:56 AM
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1. LOL! k/r
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patricia92243 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 09:58 AM
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2. Good one!!
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 10:02 AM
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3. That is funny
:rofl: :rofl:
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 10:19 AM
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4. And Satan was once an angel. Depends on the situation. n/t
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 10:21 AM
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5. K & R! LMBO!!!
This one is going out in my email today! Thanks for posting this!

:hi:
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Douglas Carpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 07:32 AM
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8. thanks. I sent this one off to several people also
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Douglas Carpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 01:44 PM
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6. .
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Douglas Carpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 04:25 PM
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