Vote for an idiot, get one: Dubya loves fart jokes

[BobcatJH]

The dumbness of our dumb president never ceases to amaze me. Remember, this is a passage written about the president of the United States:

He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.

Fart jokes. Brings to mind the thought that things will surely get worse before they get any better. Nice, also, to see that President Bush takes pleasure in others' pain. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones when it comes to falling off bikes, don't you think?

[AndyA]

1. President Bush IS a fart joke.

A smelly, gaseous, wheeze bag of a very bad joke that's been forced on the American people by a SCOTUS that should have kept the f*ck out of the 2000 elections, and by a corrupt election system that has allowed our nation's voting to become a symbol of manipulation and corruption.

Like all farts, Bush will eventually dissipate, but the foul aroma he leaves behind will linger for years.

[bowens43]

2. Wow.

What a pathetic little turd.....

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

3. Hey...What's Wrong With Fart Jokes?

Blazing Saddles - Funniest Fart Scene Ever.

[Stinky The Clown]

4. Farts *are* funny ... but for the head of the free world to cut them

as part of some initiation rite for new hires.

Sorry ..... even this old clown - who loves a good fart joke, too, and still does the finger pull thing - can't abide that. Even clowns have limits.

[izzie]

5. One could guess he does like them.

:thumbsup:

[calimary]

6. He's just a complete idiot, I'm afraid.

And he may turn me into one for the number of times I've smacked myself in the head after hearing some idiotic thing he's said...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2792780

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. ...............

[orleans]

8. randi rhodes was reading this on her show today

alternet posted it too (from washington whispers)

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/40661/

[rzemanfl]

9. If I give W this joke, will he promise to resign?

Old Joe is finally convinced to enter a nursing home. His friends come to visit and ask him questions while he sits on the edge of his bed:

"How is the food here Joe?" one inquires. "Not bad" he replies. He then begins to lean way over on his bed, but an orderly rushes over and pushes him back upright.

"Do they let you watch what you want on TV?" another asks. Joe replies "Yep!" He then begins to lean over again and a nurse rushes over and pushes him back into an upright position.

A third friend asks "Is there anything about the place you don't like?"
Joe responds "Yeah, they won't let you fart."

Is * gone yet Agent Mike?