Our president throws a tantrum ......

[Stinky The Clown]

Chucklenuts was just doing a presser from Camp David (is he EVER not on vacation???). He was whining about the ruling yesterday.

"I'll be 'insteristed' in seeing how other 'poli-icy' makers react to this."

Fuck you, you felon.

And does he ever not have a bullet proof vest on? Even at Camp David, as secure a place as any on Earth, there he is with an obvious vest outline as he plods away from the podium, head down and lookin' all sullen an shit.

I HATE these people.

edit to correct spelling .... and to add this:

Y'ever notice when he's not comfortable with what he's saying, he has lots of 'sss' sounds in his otherwise slurred speaking style?

'insteristed' was the jewel this morning. Lazy tongue? Nervous habbit? An artifact from his little chimpo days days before he was given the gift of speech?

[Skittles]

1. he is not my president

not now, not EVER

[Fridays Child]

2. Not mine, either.

Never was. Never will be.

[calimary]

21. Not mine, either. I do NOT acknowledge the legitimacy of his

so-called "presidency." I won't ever acknowledge that. He's nothing but an imposter, a squatter in AL GORE'S White House.

[Straight Shooter]

3. Sorry. My president is Al Gore.

He would have cruised to re-election.

That creep squatting in the White House is a criminal.

[ashling]

11. So is Liebernutz your Veep?

:shrug:

[Straight Shooter]

20. Yes, he would be.

And perhaps he would not have morphed into a neocon neonut.

FWIW, I couldn't stand him running with Gore. Something about him always gave me a hinky feeling. Now I know why. :(

[rock]

4. bullet proof vest

He always wears it, as far as I can tell. You think he's paranoid? (Nothing else he believes is fact based.)

[ashling]

9. With Dead Eye Dick Cheney as my veep

I'd wear a vest too!

[Sparkly]

5. See my post on the WaPo editorial today....

Very similar to the Rovian editorials "A Good Leak" (re: Wilson) and the one blasting the retired generals who called for Rummy to resign.

It seems the White House puts out these scripts, then quotes the media quoting them. I'll bet we'll see the same language used by the rightwingers on teevee in the next few days. (The only thing the WP left out was "the Constitution is not a suicide pact.")

[jilln]

6. I think that's a common Texan pronunciation...

and the vest may be because of Cindy Sheehan? She does scare the pants off him.

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. So, does he need lower extremities coverage?

Maybe just a jock strap, a ball cup, and SS personnel always kneeling around him

:rofl:

[jilln]

13. I knew when I posted that...

I would regret it. My prize is your image burned into my mind for the rest of the day. I better be careful what I eat.

[Contrary1]

14. Nah...

The multiple layers of tube socks should suffice.

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. Now I have an image burned into my brain!

[calimary]

22. I think it's some level of drunkenness.

What always strikes me about his speech patterns is the annoying habit he has of OVER-eee-NUN-SEE-AAY-ting certain words - frequently words of more than two syllables. I remember that trick. I saw it at every dorm party and other college gathering among those who'd had too much to drink, and were trying desperately to fake that they were still sober when they talked. Just exactly.

[Fridays Child]

8. Here's a screen cap of one of B*sh's many familiar grimaces...

The body language and facial expressions reveal a chronic liar:

[Whoa_Nelly]

18. An adapted version of the Cheney sneer

[wryter2000]

10. You have such a way with words

Fuck you, you felon. :applause:

[calimary]

23. Who was the DUer who referred to him as "Little Lord Fuckstick"?

I thought that was pretty damned funny, too!

:rofl:

[chieftain]

12. He is so lethargic while reading his prepared remarks.

If he were a student in a speech class he would be targeted for either remediation or a trip to the school's nurse for a drug test.

[grasswire]

15. the slurring of s has been noted

Some Du-ers have noticed this for some time now. Rumsfeld, Bush I, and some others do it, too. A slight lisp on the letter S when lying. Richard Nixon also lisped his S's when he was under stress.

[Javaman]

17. He reminds me of Co-Co...

Remember the episode of Seinfeld where George wanted a cool nickname and decided on T-bone, but when someone else took it, he flipped out and started flailing his arms in the air like and ape, thus his coworkers started calling him Co-Co. As in oo-oo-ahh-ahh.

I imagine something along the same lines with chimpy McMonkeypants*. Flailing all over the place and getting angry like the ape he* is.

[thereismore]

19. he is wearing the bulletproof vest because it doubles as a girdle.

chickenshit