Come Monday 8/21: What will be Rove's shockeroo?

[Chipper Chat]

KKKarl knows the wiretap ruling could be dynamite if the lid can't be kept on the jar (damn that Jack Cafferty!)
At this very moment, Rover and his inner circle are up late deciding what grand diversion should be announced on MONDAY (not enough cable-talkingheads working on Sunday - no bang) to scare the livin' crap out of the murcanfolk. Here are my ideas, but feel welcome to add your own.

[HuffleClaw]

1. your forgot about IRAN

which is the next big brouhaha. expect dire threats to be issued from the white house soon enough, lots of talk about 'we cannot allow...' and 'if we are forced to defend ourselves...' blah blah blah...

[Chipper Chat]

4. Methinks Rove is saving Iran for an October surprise.

After all, it is their trump card.

[HuffleClaw]

9. or bin laden's HEAD

i'm sure they'll pull that stunt when they get desperate enough.

[skids]

2. Some kind of Elian Gonzales meets Waco deal, with Mexicans. n/t

[Contrary1]

3. I'm in Indiana...

In the words of our "War Prez"...

Bring it on!!!

[JohnnyLib]

5. Liquid explosives found on Jimmy Carter's property?

or some variation on the libral creates terra recipe.

[parasim]

6. He'll declare human hair a detonation device...

It'll be for the diversion, but mostly just to see how many citizens he can get to shave their heads...

[CrushTheDLC]

7. The big rumor in Freep circles is that Iran has something "planned" 8/22

Some of the morans think that they're going to launch the nuke that of course, they don't have and won't have for 10 years or so, if that. I believe the story came from the same place as that ridiculous rumor that Iran was going to start tagging Jews with yellow patches, old school Nazi style.

[Chipper Chat]

8. If nothing happens on 8/22 the freeps will just move the date back

like they do with the rapture.

[HuffleClaw]

10. hilarious stuff, from their resident nostraDumbAss no doubt

yeah, they are all atwitter about it.

[Dulcinea]

11. None of the above.

They'll announce that Castro has passed.

[Chipper Chat]

12. Passed gas?

Now there's a stinky ploy.

[lgn19087]

13. hmm

all of the above?