Captor's eyes were black as ink with a heart to match

[spanone]

This has been the headline on CNN for hours now, talking up the Jill Carroll story. Be afraid, be very afraid. Ohhhhh veddy scarrry.

www.cnn.com

[annabanana]

1. Now it's romance novels?

Somebody dummy up a bodice ripper book jacket!

[Virginia Dare]

2. It was a dark and stormy night....n/t

[Jed Dilligan]

3. The swarthy Levantine approached the pure white maiden

with his greasy fingers outstretched. He grasped her.

"Unhand me, you scalawag!" she cried.

[durrrty libby]

4. *******swoon******

[acmejack]

5. "I don't want the knife!"

True or not, that line will stick with me. I'd sure as hell want a bullet, if I were in that position.

[Sequoia]

6. Captor's eyes were as black as ink with a heart to match

my own so think.....
That I'm encased in his strong arms
In that tent in desert storms.

Be still oh hand that writes with ink
On parchment that's a shade of pink
Come now love let's drink some tea
Please, oh Bush, don't rescuse me.