Careful ... I don't wanna read about you in the news .... be VERY careful
about what you buy.
How many cell phones are too many? Can we be busted for setting up a "Friends and Family Plan" with a clan of 11 people?
What happens if we buy razor blades by the gross? Some of us shave our heads *and* face and keep a house where legs and others parts are shaved too.
Will Home Depot report the sale of those econo-paks of utility knife ('box cutter') refills?
What happens if you own a chain saw *and* a hand powered pruning saw?
Should we stick to feeding the lawn that 15-15-15 stuff, even in early Spring when a 25-0-0 might be a better choice? And gawd help you if the lawn tractor runs on diesel.
And bottled water. Dangerous stuff, that. Is is okay to buy it by the case? What happens if it also has (gasp) gas in it to make those nose-tickling bubbles?
Red sport beverages. Don't even ask. That stuff's damned scary.
8. Look .... let's be reasonable and rational here .....
..... if the cells phones were intended as part of some plot to do harm to flying objects, hhow many would the team need? Let's say they had this HUGELY inflated view of their ability carry it out and planned to hit ... how many? .... let's say 20 flying objects.
Let's say these cell phones were going to be use for the bad guys to talk to each other ... and some were gunna make something else go 'boom'.
Lots need for cell phones so far. How many is that? 50? Whatever. Now let's double it, just for back-up and redundency purposes. A hundred. Now overlay that with a second back up. A hundred and fifty.
No way having thousands of cell phones is anything but some guys getting stock to sell for twice the price under a beach umbrella on a street corner.
20. Yeah. Sounds like either terrorists or drug dealers to me.
Or some group of stupid guys who think they are going to turn a profit on this absurd plan, when in actuality the wholesalers they plan to sell these phones to can already buy them way less than these guys did at Wal-Mart.
Luckily, it sounds like this particular case is the third possibility.
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