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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 08:51 PM
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"Steal This Book" Abbie Hoffman FREE DOWNLOAD (X_POST)

Read the Intro

It's as FRESH today as it was when written

http://www.sunrisedancer.com/radicalreader/library/stealthisbook.pdf

Spread it far and wide

Abbie wouldn't have wanted it any other way

INTRODUCTION
It's perhaps fitting that I write this introduction in jail—that graduate school of survival.
Here you learn how to use toothpaste as glue, fashion a shiv out of a spoon and build
intricate communication networks. Here too, you learn the only rehabilitation possible—
hatred of oppression.
Steal This Book is, in a way, a manual of survival in the prison that is Amerika. It preaches
jailbreak. It shows you where exactly how to place the dynamite that will destroy the walls.
The first section—SURVIVE!—lays out a potential action program for our new Nation. The
chapter headings spell out the demands for a free society. A community where the
technology produces goods and services for whoever needs them, come who may. It calls
on the Robin Hoods of Santa Barbara Forest to steal from the robber barons who own the
castles of capitalism. It implies that the reader already is "ideologically set," in that he
understands corporate feudalism as the only robbery worthy of being called "crime," for it is
committed against the people as a whole. Whether the ways it describes to rip-off shit are
legal or illegal is irrelevant. The dictionary of law is written by the bosses of order. Our
moral dictionary says no heisting from each other. To steal from a brother or sister is evil.
To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.
Community within our Nation, chaos in theirs; that is the message of SURVIVE!
We cannot survive without learning to fight and that is the lesson in the second section.
FIGHT! separates revolutionaries from outlaws. The purpose of part two is not to fuck the
system, but destroy it. The weapons are carefully chosen. They are "home-made," in that
they are designed for use in our unique electronic jungle. Here the uptown reviewer will find
ample proof of our "violent" nature. But again, the dictionary of law fails us. Murder in a
uniform is heroic, in a costume it is a crime. False advertisements win awards, forgers end
up in jail. Inflated prices guarantee large profits while shoplifters are punished. Politicians
conspire to create police riots and the victims are convicted in the courts. Students are
gunned down and then indicted by suburban grand juries as the trouble-makers. A modern,
highly mechanized army travels 9,000 miles to commit genocide against a small nation of
great vision and then accuses its people of aggression. Slumlords allow rats to maim
children and then complain of violence in the streets. Everything is topsy-turvy. If we
internalize the language and imagery of the pigs, we will forever be fucked. Let me illustrate
the point. Amerika was built on the slaughter of a people. That is its history. For years we
watched movie after movie that demonstrated the white man's benevolence. Jimmy
Stewart, the epitome of fairness, puts his arm around Cochise and tells how the Indians and
the whites can live in peace if only both sides will be reasonable, responsible and rational
(the three R's imperialists always teach the "natives"). "You will find good grazing land on
the other side of the mountain," drawls the public relations man. "Take your people and go
in peace." Cochise as well as millions of youngsters in the balcony of learning, were being
dealt off the bottom of the deck. The Indians should have offed Jimmy Stewart in every
picture and we should have cheered ourselves hoarse. Until we understand the nature of
institutional violence and how it manipulates values and mores to maintain the power of the
few, we will forever be imprisoned in the caves of ignorance. When we conclude that bank
robbers rather than bankers should be the trustees of the universities, then we begin to
think clearly. When we see the Army Mathematics Research and Development Center and
the Bank of Amerika as cesspools of violence, filling the minds of our young with hatred,
turning one against another, then we begin to think revolutionary.
2
Be clever using section two; clever as a snake. Dig the spirit of the struggle. Don't get hung
up on a sacrifice trip. Revolution is not about suicide, it is about life. With your fingers probe
the holiness of your body and see that it was meant to live. Your body is just one in a mass
of cuddly humanity. Become an internationalist and learn to respect all life. Make war on
machines, and in particular the sterile machines of corporate death and the robots that
guard them. The duty of a revolutionary is to make love and that means staying alive and
free. That doesn't allow for cop-outs. Smoking dope and hanging up Ché's picture is no
more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in
consciousness is an empty high without a revolution in the distribution of power. We are not
interested in the greening of Amerika except for the grass that will cover its grave.
Section three — LIBERATE! — concerns itself with efforts to free stuff (or at least make it
cheap) in four cities. Sort of a quick U.S. on no dollars a day. It begins to scratch the
potential for a national effort in this area. Since we are a nation of gypsies, dope on how to
move around and dig in anywhere is always needed. Together we can expand this section.
It is far from complete, as is the entire project. Incomplete chapters on how to identify
police agents, steal a car, run daycare centers, conduct your own trial, organize a G.I.
coffee house, start a rock and roll band and make neat clothes, are scattered all over the
floor of the cell. The book as it now stands was completed in the late summer of 1970. For
three months manuscripts made the rounds of every major publisher. In all, over 30
rejections occurred before the decision to publish the book ourselves was made, or rather
made for us. Perhaps no other book in modern times presented such a dilemma. Everyone
agreed the book would be a commercial success. But even greed had its limits, and the IRS
and FBI following the manuscript with their little jive rap had a telling effect. Thirty "yeses"
become thirty "noes" after "thinking it over." Liberals, who supposedly led the fight against
censorship, talked of how the book "will end free speech."
Finally the day we were bringing the proofs to the printer, Grove consented to act as
distributor. To pull a total solo trip, including distribution, would have been neat, but such
an effort would be doomed from the start. We had tried it before and blew it. In fact, if
anyone is interested in 4,000 1969 Yippie calendars, they've got a deal. Even with a
distributor joining the fight, the battle will only begin when the books come off the press.
There is a saying that "Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one." In past eras,
this was probably the case, but now, high speed methods of typesetting, offset printing and
a host of other developments have made substantial reductions in printing costs. Literally
anyone is free to print their own works. In even the most repressive society imaginable, you
can get away with some form of private publishing. Because Amerika allows this, does not
make it the democracy Jefferson envisioned. Repressive tolerance is a real phenomenon. To
talk of true freedom of the press, we must talk of the availability of the channels of
communication that are designed to reach the entire population, or at least that segment of
the population that might participate in such a dialogue. Freedom of the press belongs to
those that own the distribution system. Perhaps that has always been the case, but in a
mass society where nearly everyone is instantaneously plugged into a variety of national
communications systems, wide-spread dissemination of the information is the crux of the
matter. To make the claim that the right to print your own book means freedom of the
press is to completely misunderstand the nature of a mass society. It is like making the
claim that anyone with a pushcart can challenge Safeway supermarkets, or that any child
can grow up to be president.
State legislators, librarians, PTA members, FBI agents, church-goers, and parents: a
veritable legion of decency and order already is on the march. To get the book to you might
be the biggest challenge we face. The next few months should prove really exciting.
Obviously such a project as Steal This Book could not have been carried out alone. Izak
Haber shared the vision from the beginning. He did months of valuable research and
contributed many of the survival techniques. Carole Ramer and Gus Reichbach of the New
York Law Commune guided the book through its many stages. Anna Kaufman Moon did
almost all the photographs. The cartoonists who have made contributions include Ski
Williamson and Gilbert Sheldon. Tom Forcade, of the UPS, patiently did the editing. Bert
Cohen of Concert Hall did the book's graphic design. Amber and John Wilcox set the type.
Anita Hoffman and Lynn Borman helped me rewrite a number of sections. There are others
who participated in the testing of many of the techniques demonstrated in the following
pages and for obvious reasons have to remain anonymous. There were perhaps over 50
brothers and sisters who played particularly vital roles in the grand conspiracy. Some of the
many others are listed on the following page. We hope to keep the information up to date.
If you have comments, law suits, suggestions or death threats, please send them to: Dear
Abbie P.0. Box 213, Cooper Station, New York, NY 10003. Many of the tips might not work
in your area, some might be obsolete by the time you get to try them out, and many
addresses and phone numbers might be changed. If the reader becomes a participating
researcher then we will have achieved our purpose.
Watch for a special edition called Steal This White House, complete with blueprints of
underground passages, methods of jamming the communications network and a detailed
map of the celebrated room where according to Tricia Nixon, "Daddy loves to listen to
Mantovanni records, turn up the air conditioner full blast, sit by the fireplace, gaze out the
window to the Washington Monument and meditate on those difficult problems that face all
the peoples of this world."
December, 1970
Cook County Jail
Chicago
"FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE."
— A YIPPIE PROVERB





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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 09:22 PM
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1. Cool! Thanks Wiley. n/t
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 09:28 PM
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2. Timely as ever...
OFF THE PIG!
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jiffy Donating Member (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 04:43 PM
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8. Was it a good book? He a good writer?
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:57 AM
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3. Nitey Night Kick
For The Somnambulists among us

Rate it up folks

Oh. Read It First

You might learn something about Theatre

and Politics

And how they intertwine
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welshTerrier2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 01:15 AM
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4. Abbie's Chicago 7 Trial testimony
Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 01:25 AM by welshTerrier2
the "Yippies" put together a list of 18 demands (sort of a platform) that they wanted people to support by coming to the Democratic Convention in Chicago, 1968 ... here's Abbie's testimony from the Chicago 7 Conspiracy Trial describing those demands ... the link below starts at the beginning of his testimony ... if you've never read the whole trial's transcript, it's quite a read ... click the link below and then select the part of the transcript you want to read ... there are some real characters on the witness list ...

the link to the main transcript is: http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/FTrials/Chicago7/Chi7_trial.html

here's Abbie's testimony about the 18 Yippie demands - interesting to see him include "cable TV"


source: http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/FTrials/Chicago7/Hoffman.html

I also read a list of Yippie demands that I had written that morning--sort of Yippie philosophy.

MR. WEINGLASS: Now, will you read for the Court and jury the eighteen demands first, then the postscript.

THE WITNESS (Abbie Hoffman): I will read it in the order that I wrote it. "Revolution toward a free society, Yippie, by A. Yippie.
"This is a personal statement. There are no spokesmen for the Yippies. We are all our own leaders. We realize this list of demands is inconsistent. They are not really demands. For people to make demands of the Democratic Party is an exercise in wasted wish fulfillment. If we have a demand, it is simply and emphatically that they, along with their fellow inmates in the Republican Party, cease to exist. We demand a society built along the alternative community in Lincoln Park, a society based on humanitarian cooperation and equality, a society which allows and promotes the creativity present in all people and especially our youth.
"Number one. An immediate end to the war in Vietnam and a restructuring of our foreign policy which totally eliminates aspects of military, economic and cultural imperialism; the withdrawal of all foreign based troops and the abolition of military draft.
"Two. An immediate freedom for Huey Newton of the Black Panthers and all other black people; adoption of the community control concept in our ghetto areas; an end to the cultural and economic domination of minority groups.
"Three. The legalization of marijuana and all other psychedelic drugs; the freeing of all prisoners currently imprisoned on narcotics charges.
"Number four. A prison system based on the concept of rehabilitation rather than punishment.
"Five. A judicial system which works towards the abolition of all laws related to crimes without victims; that is, retention only of laws relating to crimes in which there is an unwilling injured party: i.e. murder, rape, or assault.
"Six. The total disarmament of all the people beginning with the police. This includes not only guns but such brutal vices as tear gas, Mace, electric prods, blackjacks, billy clubs, and the like.
"Seven. The abolition of money, the abolition of pay housing, pay media, pay transportation, pay food, pay education. pay clothing, pay medical health, and pay toilets.
"Eight. A society which works towards and actively promotes the concept of full unemployment, a society in which people are free from the drudgery of work, adoption of the concept 'Let the machines do it.'
"Number ten. A program of ecological development that would provide incentives for the decentralization of crowded cities and encourage rural living.
"Eleven. A program which provides not only free birth control information and devices, but also abortions when desired.
"Twelve. A restructured educational system which provides a student power to determine his course of study, student participation in over-all policy planning; an educational system which breaks down its barriers between school and community; a system which uses the surrounding community as a classroom so that students may learn directly the problems of the people.
"Number thirteen. The open and free use of the media; a program which actively supports and promotes cable television as a method of increasing the selection of channels available to the viewer.
"Fourteen. An end to all censorship. We are sick of a society that has no hesitation about showing people committing violence and refuses to show a couple fucking.
"Fifteen. We believe that people should fuck all the time, any time, wherever they wish. This is not a programmed demand but a simple recognition of the reality around its.
"Sixteen. A political system which is more streamlined and responsive to the needs of all the people regardless of age. sex, or race; perhaps a national referendum system conducted via television or a telephone voting system; perhaps a decentralization of -power and authority with many varied tribal groups, groups in which people exist in a state of basic trust and are free to choose their tribe.
"Seventeen. A program that encourages and promotes the arts. However, we feel that if the free society we envision were to be sought for and achieved, all of us would actualize the creativity within us; in a very real sense we would have a society in which every man would be an artist.'
And eighteen was left blank for anybody to fill in what they wanted. "It was for these reasons that we had come to Chicago, it was for these reasons that many of us may fight and die here. We recognize this as the vision of the founders of this nation. We recognize that we are America; we recognize that we are free men. The present-day politicians and their armies of automatons have selfishly robbed us of our birthright. The evilness they stand for will go unchallenged no longer. Political pigs, your days are numbered. We are the second American Revolution. We shall win.
"YIPPIE."
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jiffy Donating Member (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 04:43 PM
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7. What's the diff between a yippie and a hippy?
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welshTerrier2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 06:58 PM
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9. well, i'll give you my answer ...
Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 06:59 PM by welshTerrier2
welcome to DU, jiffy!!

i always thought of the hippies as more "drop outty" and the Yippies as more political engaged ... i'm sure you'll find a billion disagreements with this ...

the Yippies, ala Abbie and Jerry, were more into "street theatre" politics ... they sought to deliver their message with humor and mockery of the status quo ...

Hippies, strictly by my definition, were much more into alternative lifestyles ... the whole drop out and drop acid movement ... long hair ... don't participate in commercialism ... communes ... country living ... build a better world by dropping out ...

there was really never such a thing as Yippies ... they jokingly said the name stood for the Youth International Party ... it was all nonsense ... but the politics were real ... it's hard to really explain this but many of us believed that we came very close to bringing about a revolution ... when we guarded the barriers at demonstrations, we believed it might be a battle for turf against the National Guard and the cops ... it got pretty intense sometimes and pretty violent too ... it wasn't all peace signs and smoking dope ...

anyway, i wouldn't waste much energy on the definitions ... ask a million people and you'll get a million opinions ... whatever differences really existed, if any, there was plenty of overlap ...

for an amusing read on one of many life and death struggles battling the evil empire, go here ==> http://journals.democraticunderground.com/welshTerrier2/17
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onecent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 03:12 PM
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5. I used to own this book, and someone DID steal it. It's
good to see this in print.

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jiffy Donating Member (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 04:42 PM
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6. Was he the one that killed himself?
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