Most excellent LTTE today

[BOSSHOG]

in the Gulfport Sun-Herald:

They told me if I voted for Kerry
the war in Iraq would escalate
They told me if I voted for Kerry
the deficit in this country would be out of sight
they told me if I voted for Kerry
gasoline prices would be out of sight
They told me if I voted for Kerry
the Middle East would be in turmoil
They told me if I voted for Kerry
our borders would be open for all illegals to cross
They told me if I voted for Kerry
the minimum wage would never increase
They told me if I voted for Kerry
our young men and women would be stuck in Iraq for years
And so I voted for Kerry and it all came true.

[REACTIVATED IN CT]

1. Excellent letter (nom.) n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

2. Yanno, BOSS ...... if we read your posts from down there ....

.... and follow all that 'slice of life' stuff you post, we get to feeling pretty damned hopeful.

Keep 'em coming .... and for this one ..... K&R

[BOSSHOG]

8. My pleasure teammate

There was another LTTE this morning as well. A Biloxi woman bitchslapping one of the local "conservative" lunatics who wrote a previous letter whining about people saying bush lied. She took him to the woodshed. I think she still has him there. There is strong evidence of a large insane liberal presence down this away.

And I soon will be creating today's slice of life: Warm Mushroom salad stuffed tomatoes. Two big old tomatoes split and scooped out. One pound of baby portobello shrooms, quartered, some chopped up celery, a little balsamic vinegar, a little dijon mustard. Put everything except the tomatoes in a frying pan coated with extra virgin olive oil, (now's a good time to grab a beer) let sautee about ten minutes, lovingly caressing the mixture with your favorite mixerupper thingie. Scoop into the tomatoes, add a dash of chopped parsley, die, go to heaven, enjoy.

[laylah]

11. PLEASE

send some of your insane liberal presence this way!

That said, I happen to have all of the ingredients of your interesting "slice of life" recipe. I'll be picking the tomatoes later and will let you know how my journey to heaven went.

Jenn

[BOSSHOG]

14. Break a leg sweetheart

My wife tolerates my forays into her kitchen because every once in a while I come up with a winner. And being a former Sailor I know all about cleaning up the scullery.

We are currently not in a position to export our insanity due to the low quantity. However, I will attest to the quality, its premium insanity.

[Tigress DEM]

20. Your moniker.... BOSSHOG..gotta comment

I've said to my husband on more than one occassion that I feel like we are trapped in a Dukes of Hazzard episode.Crazy story lines and the DEMS keep just a tiny bit ahead of the corrupt law enforcement types, but still get their butts handed to them once or twice an episode.

[asjr]

12. Add some water chestnuts to that and

you will really have a feast. (licking drool off of mouth)

[wryter2000]

19. You're in Biloxi?

I have an e-mail friend there. Also a good liberal.

[BOSSHOG]

21. 50 miles

northwest of Biloxi. 50 miles Northeast of New Orleans. Great location.

[dollydew]

3. Perfect. n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Wow! That is excellent! K&R.

I have half a mind to send this to my local rag. It's short enough that they just might publish it. Or maybe I just have half a mind...:crazy:

[TechBear_Seattle]

5. Honored to give recommendation 5

This letter certainly deserves it.

[AirmensMom]

6. That's great!

K&R. :kick:

[Olney Blue]

7. Wow. That's a great letter. Thanks for posting.

:kick:

[KKKarl is an idiot]

9. This is what my local church told me

They told me if I voted for Bush
Abortion will be against the law
They told me if I voted for Bush
Gay marriages will be against the law
They told me if I voted for Bush
The economy will thrive
They told me if I voted for Bush
The Iraqi war will be over quickly after we find the WMD's
They told me if I voted for Bush
We will win the war on terror very soon
I voted for Kerry & nothing came true

[POAS]

10. Just sent that out to my email list

K&R

[pagandem4justice]

13. Great! K&R (n/t)

:hippie:

[JanusAscending]

15. Through my tears,

My heart is saying BRAVO!!!!:cry: I'm forwarding this to everyone I know!! Keep 'em coming! DC

[politicasista]

16. Thanks for posting this Boss

:kick:

[DesertRat]

17. Thanks. k & r

[wryter2000]

18. James Carville

I'm not a big fan of his, but here's a good one.

"On the morning of the 2000 election, my wife told me that if Al Gore was elected we'd have record deficits and the army would be demoralized. All three came true."

[City Lights]

22. Excellent!

:thumbsup:

[leesa]

23. So it's all this guy's fault! Shame on him. Great letter.

[drm604]

24. Kick (Too late to recommend)

:kick: