If you're third in a line of 12 cars, all doing 80 in a 40 zone ......

[Stinky The Clown]

... and they pick you out of the whole line, pull you over, and give you a ticket, assuming you were, in fact, doing 80 ..... YOU'RE GUILTY.

Yeah, the others wree speeding. So what?

I don't give a fat shit WHAT Clinton did, George. YOU are fucking guilty.

Take some responibility for your actions, you schmuck.

[Sinti]

1. Yep - you're the one they caught - sux to be you

I do believe that's reckless driving, they could take your license.

You ok?

[Stinky The Clown]

3. It wasn't about me ......

... take the post at face value.

[Warren Stupidity]

2. Was there a specific event in mind?

Or was this just a general purpose tirade?

[Stinky The Clown]

4. General purpose trirade

Everything to do with the irresponsible Bush boy and nothing to do with this clown.

[MrCoffee]

5. Love me some general purpose tirade

and the "schmuck" bit was poignant and true, all at the same time. Nice post. KnFnR

[Cobalt-60]

6. 80 miles a day

That's how far I get to commute to my McJob every day.
When gasoline passed $2.00 I cut my speed to 60 mph by day and 50 by night.
It hasn't earned me any friends, but it has increased my mileage.
And it has rendered me immune to legitimate speeding tickets.