Experienced Republican files to run against Schwarzenegger

[underpants]

Porn star Carey off and running again in California
by Dan Whitcomb <---sometimes they just write themselves huh Dan?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060809/pl_nm/pornstar_dc_1

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Sporting new breasts and draped in a cream-colored, ankle-length gown, porn star Mary Carey, who gained worldwide fame running for California governor in 2003, set out on Wednesday to do what she could not three years ago -- beat Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The star of "Boobsville Sorority Girls," and "Cheerleader School" said her campaign had already hit a snag because she had collected only about 40 of the 164,000 signatures required to register as an independent candidate.

Carey said she believed porn and politics went together, inspiring her slogan: "Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by" and was determined to win.

"I've actually been sober for five days now," she said, adding that she intended to give up alcohol until election day in November to focus her energies on the campaign.

[Mz Pip]

1. We do have fun here

:eyes:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

2. Do You Think?

Do you think God ever looks down and wonders, how did I fuck up so badly with so many? Sure, I imagine he's proud of his accomplishments, but looks at people like this, and perhaps our leader, and can't comprehend how the human race degenerated this way.

Oh....and some people clearly have too much time on their hands.

[Jack Rabbit]

3. Well, she may be right about politics and porn

We keep in mind that the root word of pornography is the Greek pornos = prostitute.

Maybe I'm a bit of a puritan, but I don't want to be screwed by officeholders.