WHAP! Hear that ? A hammer, an old lady and a Bush button.

[democrank]

There`s a bulletin board on my kitchen wall that looks like an eccentic oversees it. Stuff hanging off it everywhere: a 20-something year old Mother`s Day card about a little boy who refused to trade in his mother for a new pony, a photo of my now grown daughter wearing a clever bologna "mask", a card from an old game that says THINK, a brazillion peace buttons, a red cardinal, my grandaughter`s footprint, and lo and behold, in the bottom right corner, an old button featuring a photo of Mr. George Herbert Walker Bush with the words....SHIT HAPPENS. Not until this moment did I realize this button was my ticket to paradise. Anger management, here I come. WHAP!

If Mr. George Herbert Walker Bush had only turned the other cheek when Barb approached him many moons ago, we may not have been saddled with the poorest excuse for a president this country has ever seen. Ahhhhhhh....life without Junior would have been a string of sunshiney days. I would have been able to trust my own phone company and I would have assumed black hoods were strictly for Halloween.

At first I felt like a violent extremist, given the weight of that hammer and all, but that passed almost immediately after I let out a Howard Dean scream....YEEHAAAAAAAAA!....and the steam escaped.
Now I could almost call up President Bush and offer to send along my new pack of Post-It Notes for his world map. Maybe even call Wolf Blitzer and ask him if I could make him some herbal sun screen.

This is really invigorating. I feel fresh and lively, like a new day is about to dawn on Bush`s cesspool in Washington, spotlights and all so the world can see his failures up close and personal.
That`s the ticket. New energy. Little bit of hope. Speck of good news. It`s all good, Democrats. It`s all good.

[acmavm]

1. Well, one thing for certain, it is getting better. Last night just might

be the turning point.

[eleny]

2. K&R!

[YDogg]

3. Whip it; Whip it good.

Kind of reminds me of the time my cheap-arse DVD player stopped working, and I took it into my driveway to beat the crap out of it with a sledgehammer. It felt so good. The neighbor got a kick out of it, to boot.