If Josef is any kind of Yiddishkeit....

[Aviation Pro]

...if he is any kind of mensch, if he stops thinking with his pupik and pulls his head out of his tukis he will graciously concede his loss and support Ned.

If not, he is nothing more than a goddamn goyem.

[NYCGirl]

1. Lieberman is no mensch. He's no goyem, but he is a schmuck. NT

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

3. He has his punem up his tuchas!

As least that's what this yidin thinks! Oy!

[Aviation Pro]

6. Thanks for the spelling correction on tuchas....

...my Yiddish is weak.

[NYCGirl]

8. Don't worry. I couldn't figure out how to spell "pheh" (or is it feh)? NT

[NYCGirl]

7. Pheh on him. Pheh!

[DinahMoeHum]

14. . . .then you spit between your fingers. . .

I think.

:evilgrin:

[NYCGirl]

18. Yep. Lenny Bruce used to talk about his Aunt Mema when she'd say "Pheh!"

"Mema, you sound like a Jewish seagull." My Aunt Eva was like that.

[Eric J in MN]

10. What does "punem" mean? NT

NT

[NYCGirl]

11. Face. NT

[Aviation Pro]

12. Sour face....

...

[smtpgirl]

22. I will agree with you a SCHMUCK, oh I love that word!!

Schmuck - pretty much means LOSER. Any way you bake it, shake it, come on and take it!!

LOSER

from the Cambridge Dictionary online:

schmuck Show phonetics
noun MAINLY US INFORMAL
a stupid or foolish person:


From ditcionary.com:

schmuck also shmuck ( P ) Pronunciation Key (shmk)
n. Slang
A clumsy or stupid person; an oaf.

from a gentile, what is girl in Yiddish!!

[Canuckistanian]

2. He's a putz

A real shlemiel.

[NYCGirl]

5. Worse.

He's a schlemazel.

[smtpgirl]

24. Laverne & Shirley?

[WestHoustonDem]

4. Oy! Worse than a High Holy Days Jew!

:puke:

[grytpype]

9. Oy, veh is meer!

Has du geseen in deine leben?

They're darker than us!

[DinahMoeHum]

13. Methinks the word you're looking for is NEBBISH. . .

Failing that, how about GONIFF ??

:evilgrin:

[11cents]

17. That's a little too strong.

But what with all his sucking up to Mullah Dobson and Mullah Robertson, he definitely has a goyishe kopf.

[Bucky]

15. I'm reporting you for racist language. Calling it "goyem" to sell out Dems

Shame on you. Race and religion have no bearing on this election and no relevance in this discussion. To equate back-stabbing the Democratic Party with being "goyem"--or with being any other ethnic group--is crass racism and does not belong on DU--as per DU rules for posting.

[Aviation Pro]

16. You forgot the lol....

...in the spirit of this humourous thread.

[Bucky]

20. Oddly enough, I don't laugh at racist jokes

I have a cousin who used to tell me "nigger jokes" and when I told him it wasn't funny, he'd say, "Hey, it's just a joke."

How exactly are you acting any differently--other than using a different race than what my cousin used?

[Joe the Revelator]

21. I'm reporting you...

for making a mountain out of a mole hill.

[Bucky]

23. :o)

I'm pretty sure making mountains out of molehills isn't prohibited here. Frequently, it's the norm.

But thanks for the R.C.

[smtpgirl]

19. He's a goyem,

hangin' out with too many christians, me not included

[The Magistrate]

25. Locking

"It's only fun till someone gets hurt --- then it's hilarious...."