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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 01:41 PM
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Joke... but I cannot remember comedians name. Was at Montreal
Comedy Festival.

Joke goes:

If they really wanted to find WMD in Iraq they would have sent in American women. The wives. To look for WMD. In a minute or two... the reports would have come back to the Republicans:

"Here it is....right where you left it!".




Not verbatim. Does anyone know the comedian? Or the actual joke?
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 01:48 PM
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1. Don't know who the comic is....
but the joke made me laugh!
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 01:52 PM
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2. that's very good, on many levels.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 04:46 PM
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4. Yup. On many levels. I'll look for the original. Perhaps the original
was "Here it is honey...right where you left it!"
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davidwparker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 03:39 PM
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3. Someone suggested that when the war gets near Syria, they'll plant
wmd and then go, "See, we knew Sadam had it." But, then again, you'd think they would have satellite photos showing where it was hidden like in the 60's JFK knew Cuba had missiles.
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