Bush on the Texas border: Photo with a DOUBLE CAPTION opportunity.

[Human Torch]

1). What's he pointing to, and what's he saying, and...

2). What the hell is that one National Guard member whispering to the other?



President Bush, center, visits with members of the National Guard during a visit to the border area near McAllen, Texas, Thursday, Aug. 3, 2006. Bush visited the area to speak about immigration issues. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

[bahrbearian]

1. "you need to put some air in that tire, can't you see its flat."

[bahrbearian]

2. Guardsman: did you get a wiff of his breath,, its 9:00 in the Morning

[liberal N proud]

3. How many batteries do you have to put in that there flashlight

[liberal N proud]

4. Guardsman - How much longer do we have to put with this moron

[YOY]

5. My thoughts

1. The President marvels at the new technology shown to him by the guardsmen.

2. One guardsman explains to another that it is not proper etiquette to correct the Commander in Chief that what he is pointing to is a powerful floodlight and not a super awesome death ray of arab killing doom . (although the amount Lockheed Martin charged the government a similar amount to what one would expect for the latter.)

[Catch22Dem]

6. "Hey, looks like y'all hunt Mexicans like I hunt deers"

:evilgrin: Over the top?

[Dying Eagle]

7. Hehe

Bush: (As Banjo's Play in back round") "Hey, Git me one them there bright lights on the Limo, I'm ganna shine me some deer tonight"

Solider: "Get this jackass out of here, I did 2 tours in Iraq and now I'm stuck in Texas pretending to guard the boarder. I am sick this this asshole! I'm going to beat his ass if he doesn't get the hell out of here!!!"

[dipsydoodle]

8. Is this the one from Apocalyse Now

where you play Wagner when you shoot up a village ?

[Hand]

9. Howzis look?

[Turbineguy]

10. Rolled up sleeves again. he must be "werkin"

1) "So that thang keeps the tacos hot?"

2) "his fly is open, but I'm not going to tell him."

[Fridays Child]

11. "Hey! I saw a spotlight like that, at Tamiami Airport, one night."

"Oops. Did I say that out loud?"

[zbdent]

12. Pic # 1 - "Aipane!"

(It's a Jeff Foxworthy bit ... JF says that a parent gets so excited about the "intelligence" of their baby who stands in the yard and points up and says "Aipane!" - no R sound, no L sound ... JF points out that the "baby" is in his 30s ...)

[warbustdotcom]

13. fit luttuh beer in dat there bulb thing

fit luttuh beer in dat there bulb thing..just take the bulb out now there..