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TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEAD AT THE BUSH 4TH OF JULY FAMILY PICNIC
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10) "Dad, I am sorry ... I had this bunch of sharp guys in Miami lined up for an "incident" I could blame on Iran but I will need to see if Jeb has any backup plans for me ..."
9) "Jena, please wear those army fatigues today so when reporters see you they will really think you support your Fathers war .."
8) "A toast to my brother Neil ... he is living proof that crime does not matter in this country if you have our great last name ...."
7) "Shit ... Cheney is all liquored up and throwing M80's and telling kids, "this is how I led the assault on Omaha Beach ..."
6) "Mother, I am sorry you had July 12th in the "Attack Iran" pool .."
5) "Lets celebrate the 4th the way it should be celebrated with me in charge ... give me the Constitution and lets start a fire to roast hot dogs ..."
4) "Uncle Dick .. you look tense ... I will see if Alberto can round up some Arabs for you to torture ..."
3) "Don't kid with me when drunk, Dad ... do you really think my approval ratings if I became Dictator of Iraq would be nearly as high as my numbers here in the States?"
2) "Yep .... Ol Laura is visiting her Momma today so "Condi' and me will be creating our own "explosions" tonite in the Lincoln Bedroom"
1) "I love being back on the bottle ... hey, give me the phone and I am gonna call the New York Times and tell em that I am Bin Laden and gonna blow up their building .."
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