(Joke) A lady bought a new Lexus....

[underpants]

A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost her a bundle.
Two days later, she took it back to the dealer, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam", said the Sales Manager, "the audio system in this car is
completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and that's exactly what you will hear. It's a marvelous feature!"

She drove out, amazed and slightly confused. She looked at the radio and
said "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On The Road
Again." The lady was astounded!!

If she said "Beethoven"; that's what she got. If she said "Nat King Cole", she got it. If she said "Frank Sinatra" she immediately heard him
crooning.

Suddenly, at a traffic light her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye she saw a big Sports Utility Vehicle speeding right at her.

She swerved and narrowly missed a terrible collision.....
"Ass hole!", she yelled......










And, from the radio............"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the
United States...."

[erpowers]

1. Good One

I think that was a good one. It was funny at the end. I think was very will written.

[MaineDem]

2. Thanks for the laugh n/t

[dipsydoodle]

3. Excellent

Keep them coming.:)

[havocmom]

4. That was better than a cup of coffee to start the day!

:kick: with a side of R

[Arkansas Granny]

5. Thanks! I needed that.

:hi: