How to defeat the Left on Manliness

[BOSSHOG]

Got my weekly five minutes of limbaugh while ago stuck in traffic. Heard an ad for his latest publication - How to defeat the left on manliness. Helluva chuckle.

So "conservative" men have to turn to a pimply assed, drug addicted, loveless thrice divorced, lying, chickenshit chickenhawk coward to learn how to be manly? Savor the thought. Bubba staring intently at the radio trying to get the address down, a little drool forming at the corner of his lip.

I'd love to show rush my shadow box and my I love Me Wall and my ACLU membership card. My manliness is swinging fatboy, it swung in a combat zone ensuring you have the right to be a fool; a lonely pathetic fool.

I know manly men rush. Rush you are no manly man.

[Initech]

1. So is Rush now using the Arnold Schwarzenegger tactic of

referring to your opponents as "girly men"? That's what that implies!

[deaniac21]

2. You are a true patriot and a buffet of manliness.

[BOSSHOG]

3. Damn

"A buffet." Whew!! I got to get to Little Rock to see Clinton's Library. I'm a 79 UA grad and truly love the state, especially around Fayetteville.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

7. And all you need is a Snickers candy bar to hallucinate a

tiny little woman telling you that and giggling!

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Learning manliness from Rush Limbaugh would the equivalent of

learning ethics from Tom Delay. Or truthfulness from George W. Bush. Or compassion from Dick Cheney. Or . . . . the list could go one forever.

:eyes:

[spag68]

5. Manliness

What's the deal with all these assholes who have never given a minute in the military or any other form of service, all of a sudden being experts on manliness.

[BOSSHOG]

6. Porn for Chickenhawks

I'll be real man, rush will teach men with pictures and everything.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

8. Please, what do any of them do that actually is "manly?"

By which they mean tough, strong, forceful. (and who cares about the females)

1. They say stupidly aggressive stuff that incites more violence against our troops
2. They forcefully avoid military service, or go awol part way through
3. They take neanderthal positions on social policy, you know the things that the WWJD folks oughta be thinking about actually doing instead of opposing)
4. They gotta be tough cause they goin' straight to hell, for the way they been living
5. They own a lot of guns
6. They shoot their "friends" in the face
7. They don't want to take care of the poor, but only the rich (why that would be "manly" is a secret of the universe)
8. They blow out a LOT of HOT AIR, with very little meaning

There are so many more, but do they do anything that could actually be characterized as evidence of or a testimony to strength, character, and integrity (whether those are cast as masculine or feminine traits)?


ANYTHING AT ALL????????????