Want victory? Forget Joementum and think....go ballistic.

[democrank]

Been sitting here with some old graph paper and a highlighter pen, planning out our road to victory in `06. I wanted to make a big splash with flip charts and a step-by-step video ($69.95 plus shipping and handling) but I haven`t learned how to get pictures into this rectangle you`re reading from. In fact it was just recently that I figured out you can`t really mess with an aggravating DUer by clicking on that red X at the top of the page. Who knew? It says STOP, doesn`t it?

It all started...this victory plan...after thinking about Jerry Lee Lewis. Great Balls Afire. Played piano with his feet. Married his 13-year-old cousin. I thought this was a great example of "thinking outside the box" which is something we`d better start doing.

Know that dumb joke about the guy beating his head against the wall because it feels so good when he stops? That`s us. I say we forget the head banging and just go ballistic. Grab ahold of a few ankles and start chewing. No more Mr. Nice Guy. No more fake comity. No more waiting for a saviour to rise up out of the senate. We need to unite and fight.

Today showed me one thing for certain. While Democrats are chatting about what we`re going to do after we win the `06 election, Karl Rove is brilliantly choreographing our defeat.

[Divine Discontent]

1. Give 'em hell Harry! n/t