Sen. Inhofe...I can't imagine how you could become a bigger prick. Really.

[Human Torch]

Maybe:

1). "Not a single member of my family was a member of the Nazi party."

2). "I never stuck firecrackers up frogs' asses and blew them to Kingdom Come. Not that there was anything wrong with it when our President did it as a youth. He's born again, and he's HOT."

3). "I never sent Anthrax through the U.S. Postal System."

4). "I've never jaywalked. Really. Show me photographic evidence to the contrary or fuck off."

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/06/06/inhofe-gay-marriage/

VIDEO: Inhofe ‘Very Proud’ There’s Never Been a Homosexual Relationship in the ‘Recorded History of Our Family’

This afternoon on the Senate floor, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) stood before a large photograph of his family and shared this important fact: “I’m really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family, we’ve never had a divorce or any kind of homosexual relationship.” Watch it:



INHOFE: As you see here, and I think this is maybe the most important prop we’ll have during the entire debate, my wife and I have been married 47 years. We have 20 kids and grandkids. I’m really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family, we’ve never had a divorce or any kind of homosexual relationship.

http://inhofe.senate.gov/contactus.htm

Senator's Offices

Washington, DC
453 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510-3603
Phone: [phone]
Fax: [phone]

Tulsa
1924 S. Utica Avenue
Suite 530
Tulsa, OK 74104-6511
Phone: [phone]
Fax: [phone]

Oklahoma City
1900 NW Expressway
Suite 1210
Oklahoma City, OK 73118
Phone: [phone]
Fax: [phone]

McAlester
215 E. Choctaw
Suite 106 McAlester, OK 74501
Phone: [phone]
Fax: [phone]

Enid
302 N. Independence
Suite 104
Enid, OK 73701
Phone: [phone]
Fax: [phone]

[DURHAM D]

1. Someone should write and ask him about extra-martial affairs

while he was in the Oklahoma state senate.

Oh, perhaps that was just a childhood folly.

[tulsakatz]

21. I guess it doesn't count unless.......

...the affair leads to a divorce!!

Honestly, our representatives embarass me!!! And I even use to like that guy!!

Anytime he or Coburn makes a statement, I wish they wouldn't even tell that they're from Oklahoma! I wouldn't want people to believe these kinds of people are representative of the average Oklahoman........

[AndyA]

2. CONGRATULATIONS! You've just listed EVERY ONE of this man's

contributions in your post. You will notice none of them mean squat to any of us unfortunate enough to live in Oklahoma.

Of course, he didn't mention the fact that his state has some of the WORST bridges in the country, bridges which are literally falling apart. Several people have been KILLED because they were stuck in traffic underneath, when chunks fell down on them.

The man has done NOTHING - NOTHING for the people he represents.

He's probably never had a homosexual affair because he's so disgusting he couldn't find a gay man who would have sex with him! The man is a pig.

[tanyev]

3. He didn't deny that there had been any human/animal relationships.

[Redstone]

5. Man on dog! Man on dog! Someone needs to investigate...

Redstone

[CBHagman]

18. No, that's what Santorum likes to mention.

Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) is famous for his "man on dog" quote -- this from someone who had a book signing at the Catholic Information Center in DC. Oy.

Then again, it is easy to confuse the foolish senators; there are so many of them.

[Redstone]

19. I knew the quote was from Santorum. I was making a joke.

Redstone

[xxqqqzme]

4. I was the second divorce, on my mother's side, (my

RW brother was the first)I'm proud I did not stay married simply because some f*cking tradition existed.

Oh & BTW inhofe - I raised my two children by myself, they did not suffer; neither had drug problems or were threatened w/ gang membership. My daughter was an honor student, my son a water polo player & swim team member. Both are now contributing citizens, proud democrats, pro-choice, anti-war/* and they VOTE in every election! Please do not insult me by suggesting a family is the way children thrive. The 3 of us were/are a family.

Take your nose & stick where the sun don't shine asshole!

[beyurslf]

6. He has 20 children? 20? I hope 15 or so those children were adopted.

[MADem]

7. You KNOW what happens when asshats make statements like that

I mean, it writes itself...either someone in the clan will pop up and say, hey, ya never asked ME about my orientation, or, it will be revealed that he spends a lot of time behind the coat rack, as it were, or something of that nature....

The mighty always fall when they use examples of that nature. I'm guessing there are reporters and bloggers already out there, doing a bit of digging.

[Human Torch]

8. I'm guessing that this asshole has a BIG closet...

...filled with ALL KINDS OF skeletons that won't support his "holier than thou" attitude.

The first question that we should ALWAYS ask when someone says "I have nothing to hide"...

"WHAT are you hiding?"

This idiot is SO good, SO proud, SO noble...

Dig long enough, and ye shall find the dirt.

:patriot:

[yngliberal]

9. I'm ashamed that he represents this state...n/t

[melissinha]

10. can't wait til gay fling of one of his kids comes forward

Cause its inevitable.

[Justitia]

11. OMG, what kind of freak votes for this loser? Me thinks he doth protest

too much!

[allalone]

12. no wait

don't you hear what he's saying? in the RECORDED history of his family. It's simple, they just left all those people off the family bible page. UN-recorded.

[MattP]

13. Global Warming

You forgot that he thinks that Global Warming is the biggest fraud perpetrated on the American People ever. I mean if anybody doesn't realize that if you put Garbage in the ground or in the air bad things will happen, your an Inhofe!

[cpamomfromtexas]

14. I don't know how he'd know, I know 2 people who saw him

passed out at his hanger in Tulsa.

I told them they were stupid not to get it on video. Especially since that ahole keeps trying to slit the throats of commercial airline pilots by trying to extend the mandatory retirement age of pilots.

Basically what that would do is put many thousands more commercial pilots barely making it after the 40% paycuts ON THE STREET.

[liberalpragmatist]

15. Oklahoma has the WORST Senate Delegation in the country!

I can only extend my most heartfelt sympathies to our Oklahoma DU'ers who are stuck with Inhofe and Coburn. And frankly, between the two, I'd take Coburn. At least he's good on issues of spending and seems like a nice enough guy personally. Inhofe, by all accounts is a total asshole.

BTW, why did David Boren retire in 1994? He's younger than Inhofe and could easily still be in the Senate today.

[tulsakatz]

22. the last I heard, Boren was President of OU

I don't know if he's still there..........

Coburn is not much better.........he's another religious nut.

[Nicole]

23. Boren left because

he wanted to be President of Oklahoma University. He's been OU president since 1994.

[GOPNotForMe]

16. All I will say about this is

that at least he is completely honest about his hatred for homosexuals. It's the little assholes like Ricky Santorum who try to hide behind some bullshit "love the sinner, hate the sin" benevolence that I really despise.

[CAG]

17. I'm sure the thousands of divorced repubs in oklahoma appreciate

that their great senator implied that they aren't as good as he is...

[hatrack]

20. You know, I didn't think this guy could be a bigger ass than he already is

And yet, once again, I'm proud to be proven wrong.

What the FUCK is wrong with people in Oklahoma?

:eyes: